The Colbert Report

The 10.31 Project

Season 5 • 03/31/2009

Inspired by Glenn Beck's call to action, Stephen launches his own democratic experiment.

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03:51

Me Time - Emily Yoffe on Narcissistic Personality Disorder
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What's wrong with thinking that you are better than everyone else if it's the truth?
03/30/2009
00:11

30 Minute Applause
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Late viewers, just pretend that you applauded for Stephen for 30 minutes.
03/30/2009
00:35

Intro - 3/30/09
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Is narcissism hurting America? More importantly, how does Stephen's hair look?
03/30/2009
03:08

Me Time - American Narcissism
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We need ambition, self-confidence and extreme good looks to rebuild America.
03/30/2009
02:39

Violence in Mexico
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Cross border drug traffic and violence could lead to the explosion of Lou Dobbs' head.
03/30/2009
00:31

Intro - 3/31/09
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Glenn Beck embarks on a new crusade, and David Plotz discusses every word of the Bible.
03/31/2009
01:28

Obama's Epic Dog Quest
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The Obamas' epic search for a dog inspired Stephen to write his own children's book.
03/31/2009
04:48

David Plotz
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David Plotz learned that the Bible is a lot messier than what they teach in Sunday school.
03/31/2009
00:14

Sudoku Answers
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Spoiler alert: Stephen has the answers to today's sudoku.
03/31/2009
05:03

Better Know a Lobby - Newspaper Association of America
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Stephen urges John Sturm to include a porn section in online newspapers to earn extra cash.
03/31/2009
07:53

The 10.31 Project
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Stephen wants you to ring doorbells and demand that your neighbors make a tangible commitment to America in the form of a sugary treat.
03/31/2009
04:47

Dambisa Moyo
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Dambisa Moyo wants to focus on long-term growth for Africa instead of temporary solutions.
04/01/2009
00:16

Hide-and-Seek
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Stephen ends the hide-and-seek game he forgot to finish when he was seven.
04/01/2009
05:14

The Word - Fine Line
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The Line index: just as meaningless as the Dow Jones, but it always goes up.
04/01/2009
00:32

Intro - 4/1/09
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The take-home message of this economy: there is nothing to take and you have no home.
04/01/2009
05:45

Cheating Death - Sperm Sale & Colonoscopies
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A sperm bank offers a clearance sale, Canadian researchers invent the PolyPill, and veterans get dirty colonoscopies.
04/01/2009
02:41

French Worker Protests
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Once again, Americans are going to have to show the French how it is done, just like with the mustache.
04/01/2009
00:34

Intro - 4/2/09
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President Obama meets with the president of Russia. The big question: what was Michelle wearing?
04/02/2009
03:19

Merriam-Webster's Word's Worth
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Stephen won't let Merriam-Webster engayify other straight words like "drag," "bear" and "Manwich."
04/02/2009
06:26

Cold War Update - Russia, Cuba & Space
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Russia wants a new currency, Congress tries to lift the Cuba embargo, and Russian astronauts can't use American toilets in space.
04/02/2009
02:10

Cheney's Secret Assassination Squad
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It's hard to believe Dick Cheney had the time to command a secret lawless assassination squad with all the secret lawless torture.
04/02/2009
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