The Colbert Report

The Word - Job Description

Season 3 • 10/31/2007

There are 63 presidential candidates, and none has given a job description of the presidency.

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04:36

Earth Attacks - Georgia Drought
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Stephen tells us why nature is a bigger threat to us than we are to it, and recommends that Georgia beat the drought by blasting their air conditioners 24 hours a day.
10/30/2007
08:36

Massie Ritsch
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After learning that having his campaign funded by Doritos may be illegal, Stephen invites Massie Ritsch to explain campaign funding to him.
10/30/2007
06:16

J. Craig Venter
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Scientist Craig Venter stops by to talk about genome decoding, the imperfections of God and what gives Stephen gas.
10/30/2007
00:33

Intro - 10/30/07
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Stephen takes a look at campaign finance laws, introduces a new segment in which polar bears were killed and speaks with Craig Venter about the genetics field.
10/30/2007
01:24

Monkey on the Lam - Lobster Edition
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Last week in Germany, a pack of lobsters escaped from their crates and made a run for the ocean. Once recovered, however, the notoriously soft-hearted Germans didn't eat them.
10/31/2007
03:17

Democra-SEE, Democra-DO - Elections
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America is in the middle of an election, so of course other little countries are holding their own adorable little elections, too.
10/31/2007
02:10

Hallo-Weening
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Stephen wishes he could wish everyone a happy Halloween, but he doesn't believe in celebrating panhandling.
10/31/2007
02:04

Obama's Grit-Off Challenge
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Stephen knew presidential politics could get personal, but he never guessed it would get as dirty as Barack Obama challenging him to a grit-off.
10/31/2007
00:34

Intro - 10/31/07
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Vladimir Putin's chances in elections around the world, how Bush reshaped the presidency, and proof of the old saying, "If at first you don't succeed, invade Iran."
10/31/2007
05:44

Lawrence Wilkerson
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Colonel Lawrence Wilkerson believes the upper strata of the Bush administration hijacked strategy in Iraq. Stephen asks who should have done so instead.
10/31/2007
04:59

The Word - Job Description
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We've heard about immigration, health care, and who can say "9/11" five times fast with crackers in his mouth, but no candidate has given a job description of the presidency.
10/31/2007
00:19

Hail to the Cheese - Donors Choose
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Stephen's campaign for president may be over, but you can still help him win.
11/01/2007
00:33

Intro - 11/1/07
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In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with Walter Kirn and finds out if he's on the ballot as a Democrat.
11/01/2007
05:19

Walter Kirn
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Walter Kirn thinks multi-tasking is dangerous. Stephen thinks it's as safe as juggling while driving.
11/01/2007
06:49

Hail to the Cheese - Ballot Issues
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Will Stephen's name appear on the South Carolina Democrat Party ballot?
11/01/2007
06:38

Hail to the Cheese - Democratic Executive Council
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Stephen enters the belly of the beast in an attempt to win some bleeding hearts and minds.
11/01/2007
00:15

Sign Off - Buy American
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If anybody's driving a black Ford Explorer, thank you.
11/09/2007
00:30

Intro - 11/9/06
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Stephen wonders about Vladimir Putin's future, questions the single black Republican and talks to Segway inventor Dean Kamen.
11/09/2007
07:26

Dean Kamen
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Stephen asks Segway inventor Dean Kamen if wheelchairs that can climb stairs spell the end of handicapped parking.
11/09/2007
05:27

P.K. Winsome - A Journey Home
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P.K. Winsome hits the streets of Harlem, works on his jump shot and reminds people to vote Republican.
11/09/2007
03:53

Shout Out! - Michael Rehm
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In the South Pole Minute, Stephen covers penguins, ice core samples and upper-atmosphere physics.
11/09/2007
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