Rachel Feinstein - Screw Me Harder

  • Season 14 , Ep 11
  • 01/11/2010
  • Views: 25,603

Rachel Feinstein is not good at talking dirty and pictures her mother criticizing her performance. (1:56)

I -- I FINALLY REALIZEDI'M WORTH IT, AND...

[ LAUGHTER ]

AND, UH...

THANK YOU.

I -- WE JUST STARTEDSLEEPING TOGETHER.

FOR ME, SEX IS NEVER GOODIN THE BEGINNING.

IT ALWAYS TAKES ME A LONG TIME

TO GET COMFORTABLEWITH A NEW PERSON.

IT DOESN'T EVEN FEEL LIKE SEXAT FIRST.

IT JUST FEELS LIKESTRANGE POKING, AND...

[ LAUGHTER ]

AND I CAN'T TALK DIRTY, EITHER.

I JUST FEEL LIKE THERE ARE

ENOUGH HUMILIATING THINGSGOING ON, YOU KNOW?

I DON'T -- I DON'T SEE WHY

I SHOULD BE ASKED TO ADD THATTO THE COCKTAIL.

I TRY.

I-I DO WANT TO BE GOOD AT IT,

AND I'VE BEEN COACHEDBY MY WHORIER FRIENDS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

BUT I'M NOT TALENTED.

I-I DO TRY, BUT I'M AWFUL.

I JUST SEE THE GUY IN THE ROOM

JUST, LIKE,REALLY DISAPPOINTED IN ME.

I GET VERY NERVOUS.

I'LL SEE MY MOM IN THE ROOMMAKING FUN OF ME.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ Midwestern accent ]LIKE, "REALLY, RACHEL?

"'SCREW ME HARDER'?

IS THAT WHAT THE GIRLSSAY AT SCHOOL, HUH?"

[ LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE ]

"'RAM ME'? 'RAM ME'?'I'M A DIRTY LITTLE BITCH'?

"IS THAT WHAT CHRISTINE SAYS?

"IS THAT WHAT CHRISTINE SAYS?

"NOW YOU HAVE TO START SAYING ITJUST 'CAUSE CHRISTINE SAYS IT?

"IT'S THAT IMPORTANTTO BE POPULAR?

"YOU'RE JUST GONNA SIT THEREON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES

"SCREAMING,'RAM ME, RAM ME HARDER'?

"'IT FEELS SO GOOD.I LOVE TO BE RAMMED,' HUH?

"I TOLD YOU WE SHOULDN'THAVE GOTTEN HER EARS PIERCED.

"HOWARD, LOOK AT HER.SHE'S ON HER HANDS AND KNEES.

THAT'S WHAT SHE DOES NOW."

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

"THERE ARE MULTIPLE WARSGOING ON IN THE WORLD,

"AND THIS IS GONNA BEHER CONTRIBUTION.

"SHE'S GONNAJUST SIT THERE LIKE THIS.

"I THINK YOU TALKED ABOUTBEING A WOMEN'S STUDIES MAJOR

"AT ONE POINT,SO I HOPE YOU'RE PLEASED.

YOUR FEET ARE ON HIS SHOULDERS."

[ LAUGHTER ]

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