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Sign Off - You Are Not Alone

Season 6 • 10/06/2010

Get "You Are Not Alone" by Mavis Staples and Jeff Tweedy, today.

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00:03

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
10/05/2010
02:45

Langur Monkey Security
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Stephen announces his langur monkey security plan and asks you to donate to DonorsChoose.org.
10/05/2010
02:30

American Sexual Habits
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Stephen demonstrates different combinations of sex since he's done it in every way imaginable.
10/05/2010
06:45

Leon Botstein
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Leon Botstein has made it mandatory for college freshmen at Bard to take a three-week intensive on a scientific discipline.
10/05/2010
00:26

Intro - 10/5/10
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Stephen looks at the drug war in Mexico, and Leon Botstein wants to eliminate the last two years of high school.
10/05/2010
06:59

Gang Busters - John Burnett
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John Burnett says recreational drug users are contributing directly to the mayhem in Mexico.
10/05/2010
06:48

Rawesome Foods Raid
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The federal government declares war on raw milk by raiding Rawesome Foods in Venice, CA.
10/06/2010
00:26

Intro - 10/6/10
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The government tries to take control of America's food, and Mavis Staples and Wilco's Jeff Tweedy perform.
10/06/2010
03:31

Tiny Triumphs - Environmentalist Ear Pollution
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Frito-Lay discontinues its biodegradable chip bags, and residents file lawsuits about the noise caused by wind turbines.
10/06/2010
05:19

Mavis Staples & Jeff Tweedy
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Mavis Staples discusses her arranged marriage with Jeff Tweedy, recalls opening for Martin Luther King Jr. and denies singing the devil's music.
10/06/2010
00:07

Sign Off - You Are Not Alone
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Get the album by Mavis Staples and Jeff Tweedy, "You Are Not Alone," today.
10/06/2010
00:17

Sign Off - Don't Go to DonorsChoose.com
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Go to DonorsChoose.org, not the crazy porn site, DonorsChoose.com.
10/07/2010
02:45

Indecision 2010 - Revenge of the Fallen - FearStock.com
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To address the tragic shortage in stock photos of scary minorities, Stephen starts his own fear-based photo licensing service.
10/07/2010
03:17

DonorsChoose.org Fear Drawings
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Kids show their gratitude for donations made to DonorsChoose.org with scary drawings of a shark, a logrolling bat and Conan O'Brien.
10/07/2010
07:18

Proposition 19 - Joseph Califano & Gary Johnson
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Joseph Califano wants to keep pot out of the hands of kids, while Gary Johnson thinks legalization is the right thing to do.
10/07/2010
06:31

Davis Guggenheim
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Davis Guggenheim explains how America's failing public schools affect Stephen's gated neighborhood.
10/07/2010
00:33

Intro - 10/11/10
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Muslims might take over the food supply, new World War I technology comes to light, and Robert Reich talks about the future of the U.S. economy.
10/11/2010
06:34

Robert Reich
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Robert Reich believes America can't get out of the recession until the circle of prosperity is enlarged for the middle class.
10/11/2010
04:36

ThreatDown - Muslim Edition
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Islamofascists tempt kids with Muslim holidays, Campbell's makes pro-Islam soups, and Kellogg's sells halal cereals.
10/11/2010
03:42

Formula 4 Your Eyes Only
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Formula 4 Your Eyes Only Invisible Spy Ink comes in printer cartridges fully loaded with boner toner.
10/11/2010
00:28

Sign Off - Stephen Needs a Place to Hold His March
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Stephen doesn't know where to hold his rally, so if anybody in D.C. has a place for a couple hundred thousand people to crash, that'd be cool
10/11/2010
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