WATCH YOUR FAVORITE COMEDY CENTRAL SHOWS
TRY PARAMOUNT+ FOR FREE
Home
Shows
Awkwafina is Nora from Queens
Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head
Broad City
Comedy Central Roasts
The Daily Show
Digman!
RENO 911!
South Park
Star Trek: very Short Treks
ALL SHOWS
Full Episodes
Pluto TV
TV Schedule
Live TV
Stand-Up
Shows & Specials
SiriusXM Radio
Digital Originals
Original Movies
A Clüsterfünke Christmas
Cursed Friends
Hot Mess Holiday
Office Race
Out Of Office
Reno 911!: It's A Wonderful Heist
All Movies
Shop
MIKE JUDGE'S BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD SHOP
DRUNK HISTORY SHOP
South Park Shop
WORKAHOLICS SHOP
Comedy Central Shop
The Colbert Report
Menu
Episodes & Videos
About
The Colbert Report
The First Debate Winner
Season 4 • 09/29/2008
It appears Barack Obama really doesn't understand the definition of a debate.
More
Watching
05:16
Stephen Settles the Debate - FDR vs. TR
The Colbert Report
S4
The title of America's greatest Roosevelt continues to be held by Roosevelt Franklin.
09/25/2008
04:34
NOW's Presidential Endorsement - Kim Gandy
The Colbert Report
S4
National Organization for Women President Kim Gandy is for all women, but not Sarah Palin.
09/25/2008
00:04
One More Thing
The Colbert Report
S4
Just one more thing -- good night.
09/25/2008
00:30
Intro - 9/25/08
The Colbert Report
S4
Will there be a presidential debate tomorrow? Stephen says we settle that question with a debate.
09/25/2008
06:02
Nicholas Carr
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen plays with his iPhone as Nicholas Carr says the Internet is taking away our ability to concentrate.
09/25/2008
04:52
Paul Begala
The Colbert Report
S4
Paul Begala is with the 82% who think George W. Bush is doing a terrible job.
09/29/2008
00:05
Good Night
The Colbert Report
S4
That's it for the Report.
09/29/2008
04:24
Cheating Death - Car Bacteria
The Colbert Report
S4
You no longer need a partner to get a venereal disease in the backseat of your car.
09/29/2008
06:42
The Word - Ye of Little Faith
The Colbert Report
S4
Being eaten alive by the market is better than admitting the government should have any role.
09/29/2008
00:30
Intro - 9/29/08
The Colbert Report
S4
Are we turning our back on the free market? And is that a good idea, considering what it's been doing to us from the front?
09/29/2008
03:08
The First Debate Winner
The Colbert Report
S4
Barack Obama wins overwhelmingly when it comes to agreeing with John McCain.
09/29/2008
00:31
Intro - 9/30/08
The Colbert Report
S4
Congress rejects the bailout plan and protects American jobs -- their own.
09/30/2008
00:20
Out of Time
The Colbert Report
S4
There isn't enough time for another James Taylor song.
09/30/2008
03:34
Prescott Oil Loves the Earth
The Colbert Report
S4
Every gallon of Prescott gas you buy goes towards researching alternative fuel.
09/30/2008
03:14
Tip/Wag - Wall Street Jagoffs
The Colbert Report
S4
Thanks to the Wall Street jagoffs, illegal immigrants are leaving the US and returning home.
09/30/2008
05:43
Partisanship Kills the Bailout
The Colbert Report
S4
Nancy Pelosi's partisan speech makes Republicans vote against what they think is in the best interest of the country.
09/30/2008
02:43
Campbell's Soup Stock
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen's shares of Campbell's stock are going to put him on easy street.
10/01/2008
00:29
Intro - 10/1/08
The Colbert Report
S4
Is the news media too aggressive? Anybody accuses Stephen of that he'll punch them in the throat.
10/01/2008
00:08
You Snooze, You Lose
The Colbert Report
S4
If you're just joining us, the show starts at 11:30.
10/01/2008
05:43
Colbert Teen Talk - Voter Abstinence
The Colbert Report
S4
It's okay to like somebody, but you don't have to vote for him.
10/01/2008
05:10
Dave Levin
The Colbert Report
S4
KIPP schools co-founder Dave Levin says over 80% of the kids he started with are now enrolled in college.
10/01/2008
You may also like
5 Videos
Trailer
01:49
"South Park: Snow Day!" Trailer
South Park
Join your favorite South Park characters as they fight for neighborhood dominance during a blizzard in "South Park: Snow Day!," available now.
03/26/2024
Trailer
00:28
Make the Most of a Day Off with "South Park: Snow Day!"
South Park
S26
Join Cartman and the neighborhood kids as they battle Stan, who has his own ideas about the rules of their fantasy game, in the "South Park: Snow Day!" video game, now available to preorder.
12/21/2023
Trailer
01:00
"Star Trek: very Short Treks" Has Lightyears of Laughs
Star Trek: very Short Treks
S1
Relive the classic vibe of "Star Trek: The Animated Series," and join Riker, Spock and more Starfleet faces on the bite-sized journeys of "Star Trek: very Short Treks," now streaming.
11/22/2023
Trailer
01:00
Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack
A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
10/12/2022
Trailer
01:41
This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed Friends
Cursed Friends
Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in the Comedy Central original movie Cursed Friends.
10/10/2022