The Colbert Report

Phone Book

Season 4 • 10/07/2008

Stephen will eventually thank everybody who watches the show.

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06:15

Jim Cramer
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Jim Cramer talks about who's to blame for the economic crisis, and where to invest now.
10/06/2008
04:54

Un-American News - Financial Edition
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Vladimir Putin's just jealous because America is winning the economic meltdown race.
10/06/2008
04:36

The Word - Maverick Without A Cause
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If you want real candidates of change, go with the team that is so committed to a brighter tomorrow they won't discuss what happened yesterday.
10/06/2008
00:19

Life Drawing Lesson
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There's time for one more Stephen Colbert Life Drawing lesson.
10/06/2008
02:44

OJ Simpson Guilty
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Stephen has to get himself locked up with OJ Simpson so he can bust him out.
10/06/2008
04:23

ThreatDown - Zombies
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We must stop these college jerks from trivializing the threat of the undead.
10/07/2008
04:58

Nate Silver
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Nate Silver takes the same predictive capability he uses in baseball and applies it to the presidential election.
10/07/2008
00:33

Intro - 10/7/08
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Barack Obama has his own TV channel -- it's called MSNBC.
10/07/2008
04:31

Stephen's Town Hall
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Stephen and his audience rap with no biased media filter between them.
10/07/2008
04:40

The Red Lending Menace
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It is our patriotic duty to go to the local libraries, check out all the books we can, and never return them.
10/07/2008
00:25

Phone Book
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Stephen will get around to thanking everyone in the phone book.
10/07/2008
00:28

Intro - 10/8/08
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The candidates face off in a town-hall-style debate. Stephen can't wait for their music-hall-style debate "Oklabama!"
10/08/2008
00:48

Town Hall Fashion Apology
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Stephen learns that people in small towns keep their pants on more than city folk do.
10/08/2008
06:11

Atone Phone - Gilbert Gottfried
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Gilbert Gottfried wants to apologize for being jealous of Stephen's success.
10/08/2008
05:17

The Second Presidential Debate
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When you cross state lines to buy fireworks, liquor and cigarettes, you can also buy health care.
10/08/2008
06:12

Joe Scarborough
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Joe Scarborough gives reasons why John McCain won't win this election.
10/08/2008
00:38

Stephen's Post-Show Routine
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Stephen can now look forward to his regular post-show routine.
10/08/2008
00:08

Bad News
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Stephen has some bad news.
10/09/2008
08:33

Campaign Personal Attacks - David Gergen
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David Gergen says with the stock market where it is, voters don't want to hear about Bill Ayers or Charles Keating.
10/09/2008
01:29

Dismayed Stockbroker Photos
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With the economy falling this fast, we are soon going to face a shortage of dismayed stockbroker photos.
10/09/2008
05:42

Oliver Stone
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Stephen asks Oliver Stone if he's finished in Hollywood now that he's portrayed the president empathetically in "W."
10/09/2008
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