The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Not Secret! Pt. I

Season 7 • 07/31/2002

The Pentagon has a leak.

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00:10

Moment of Zen - Corporate Responsibility
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President George W. Bush signs the corporate responsibility bill while seated at his corporate responsibility desk.
07/30/2002
06:03

Robert Wagner
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Actor Robert Wagner talks about his longstanding friendship with producer Robert Evans, and how Evans first got into movies biz because he was jealous of all Wagner's women.
07/30/2002
02:15

Headlines - Greed My Lips
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President Bush's new corporate responsibility bill calls for auditors to be audited, accounts to be held to account and executives to executed.
07/30/2002
00:26

One Guy in a Suit
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Jon's entire audience and the whole of New York City are dressed for camp.
07/31/2002
02:25

Back in Black - Summer Travel
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Whether you're riding the rolling tour of human misery or ballooning till your ears burst, there are a lot of fun summer travel options out there.
07/31/2002
01:40

Headlines - Post-Coinal Bliss
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A 1933 U.S. Double Eagle Gold coin, the only one left in existence, sold for $6.6 million at auction.
07/31/2002
05:48

Martin Lawrence
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Martin Lawrence talks about his latest stand-up special, "Runteldat," and outlines the numerous reasons why he stopped smoking marijuana.
07/31/2002
01:13

Headlines - Not Secret! Pt. II
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George W. Bush needs to finish the job his father left unfinished or Jenna will have to clean up the mess.
07/31/2002
05:17

Dress-Downsizing
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The end of the bull market rally coincided with the beginning of casual Fridays in corporate America.
07/31/2002
00:18

Moment of Zen - $6,600,000 Coin
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A rare coin sells at Sotheby's for $6.6 million.
07/31/2002
01:30

Headlines - Not Secret! Pt. I
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The Pentagon keeps on leaking top secret papers containing plans to invade Iraq.
07/31/2002
00:46

Intro - Austin Powers
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Jon is excited for Mike Myers' appearance on the show and for his new "Austin Powers" movie.
08/01/2002
01:29

Those Inferior Animals - Centipedes
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The smallest species of centipede in the world is discovered in Central Park.
08/01/2002
02:02

Headlines - Axel of Evil
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The FBI arrests a Russian mob boss accused of fixing figure skating competitions at the 2002 Salt Lake City Olympics.
08/01/2002
01:29

Those Inferior Animals - Pet Communicator
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Jon profiles Kim Ogden, an Illinois woman who teaches classes on how to talk to your pets.
08/01/2002
01:58

Do You Believe
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Stephen Colbert analyzes the Salt Lake City figure skating scandal and new trends in mob control of the ice.
08/01/2002
00:07

Moment Of Zen - Animal Communication Class
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Kim Ogden teaches a class how to communicate with their dogs.
08/01/2002
02:47

Headlines - Eye, Robot
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The U.S. military introduces a new robot designed to sniff out danger in Afghanistan.
08/01/2002
09:00

Mike Myers
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Mike Myers discusses his role in the upcoming film, "Austin Powers: Goldmember"
08/01/2002
05:58

Chuck Schumer Pt. 2
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Senator Charles Schumer thinks that the government's proposed surveillance will scare the pants off of people.
08/05/2002
03:40

Civil Whites
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Barbecue magnate Maurice Bessinger thinks that Confederate Memorial Day was the sort of thing Martin Luther King Jr. was fighting for.
08/05/2002
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