The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Primary Winners and Losers

Season 8 • 01/28/2004

Joe Lieberman figures that the victor will be the one with the fewest votes.

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Richard Perle
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Richard Perle and Jon discuss the impact Saudi Arabia has on terrorism.
01/27/2004
00:14

Moment of Zen - Iraq Weapons
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George W. Bush confirms that there are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.
01/27/2004
02:47

New Hampshire Votes
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Stephen Colbert doesn't think the nasty weather will affect the results of the primary.
01/27/2004
00:57

Intro - New Hampshire Results
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Jon provides entertainment for those who don't want to know the New Hampshire primary results.
01/27/2004
04:14

Live Free Or Goodbye
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Rob Corddry spends his last day in New Hampshire with the candidates dropping out faster than a pregnant teenager.
01/27/2004
00:19

Moment of Zen - Not Me
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Although he came in fifth-place in the New Hampshire primary, Joe Lieberman remains optimistic.
01/28/2004
02:47

Next Stop: South Carolina
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One thing political correspondent Ed Helms has learned about Wesley Clark is that he is a coffee and donut hander outer.
01/28/2004
05:42

Indecision 2004 - Real Deal
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John Kerry has gained the endorsement of former New Hampshire governor Jeanne Shaheen's 2-year-old granddaughter.
01/28/2004
04:08

Christine Todd Whitman Pt. 2
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Christie Todd Whitman reveals that creative solutions for our environmental issues are being stored in a bunker.
01/28/2004
04:34

Christine Todd Whitman Pt. 1
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Former New Jersey Governor Christine Todd Whitman doesn't want people to know how nice New Jersey is.
01/28/2004
02:07

Primary Winners and Losers
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Joe Lieberman feels that his 9 percent, fifth-place finish in New Hampshire is just the jolt of energy that his campaign needs.
01/28/2004
03:45

Nonsmoking Gun
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Stephen Colbert tries to find a word in the intelligence community lexicon to describe the colossaltude of the Iraq blunder.
01/29/2004
03:39

Headlines - Kay Pasa?
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David Kay, former CIA chief weapons inspector, testifies in front of the Senate Armed Services Committee that Iraq had no weapons of mass destruction.
01/29/2004
06:05

Kelsey Grammer
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Kelsey Grammer discusses the end of "Frasier" and moving on to new Sideshow Bob-related projects.
01/29/2004
01:21

Intro - Ritual
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Jon answers all of your most compelling questions from ten minutes ago.
01/29/2004
03:41

Back in Black - Children's Television
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Lewis Black examines disturbing recent developments in children's television.
01/29/2004
00:17

Moment of Zen - Boohbah
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The characters from the BBC children's show "Boohbah" dance frenetically and get a rainbow bath.
01/29/2004
00:37

Preview - Week of 2/2/04
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Jon previews highlights from next week's shows: Ice Cube, Bob Dole, Donald Trump, and Britney Spears' Vegas wedding.
01/29/2004
00:10

Moment of Zen - Levitra
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Mike Ditka talks about making the right choice to improve his erection quality in an ad for Levitra.
02/02/2004
03:21

Ad Hominem Pt. 2
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The Super Bowl is truly the time when the advertising industry takes all of our black, empty yearning and spins it into dreams.
02/02/2004
05:27

Headlines - Survivor Lead-In XXXVIII
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Janet Jackson's shocking Super Bowl wardrobe malfunction was oddly reminiscent of the 1971 halftime show when Carol Channing entertained fans by puttin' 'em on the glass.
02/02/2004
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