The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

A$$holes Wanted

Season 18 • 07/25/2013

Aasif Mandvi investigates the dearth of promising congressional candidates.

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00:10

Moment of Zen - Royal Baby Weight
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The son of Prince William and Kate Middleton weighs in at over eight pounds.
07/23/2013
00:19

Moment of Zen - Downtown Saginaw
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A Michigan newscaster helps her viewers visualize Saginaw traffic patterns.
07/24/2013
04:28

Welcome Back, Cocker
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New York City mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner goes into damage control mode over a second sexting scandal threatening to derail his campaign.
07/24/2013
04:11

A Conversation on Race
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Larry Wilmore argues that it's difficult to have a conversation on race when many whites see America as color blind, and the majority of blacks see white people as crazy.
07/24/2013
06:03

Despicable Wein 2
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Following another scandal, New York City wonders just how long ago candidate Anthony Weiner fell off the d**k wagon and whether it can trust him to get back on it.
07/24/2013
05:36

Shailene Woodley
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Shailene Woodley explains how she can make a coming-of-age movie with no vampires, no wizards, and no sex with baked goods.
07/24/2013
00:32

Moment of Zen - Shep Smith & Tourists
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Shep Smith instructs New York City tourists on how to behave properly.
07/25/2013
05:12

John Oliver's Arcane Details of Boron-Group Metals Pricing Update
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Goldman Sachs bets on the future price of aluminum while simultaneously goosing the future price of aluminum.
07/25/2013
05:12

Bob Bradley
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Egypt national soccer coach Bob Bradley describes how the political situation in Egypt has affected his team's quest for its first World Cup appearance in over two decades.
07/25/2013
05:18

John Oliver's Arcane Details of Boron-Group Metals Pricing Update - Aluminum Hoarding
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In a scheme so simple a child could understand it, Goldman Sachs gets around commodity-hoarding laws by shuttling aluminum from warehouse to warehouse.
07/25/2013
04:34

A$$holes Wanted
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Aasif Mandvi tries selling a promising congressional candidate on going to Washington DC, despite its 535 obvious flaws.
07/25/2013
05:48

Between a C*ck and a Hard Race
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Even as his campaign manager quits and his poll numbers dip, Anthony Weiner refuses to drop out of the New York City mayoral race.
07/29/2013
05:43

Mark Leibovich
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"This Town" author Mark Leibovich suggests that America's low opinion of Washington D.C. might still be too high.
07/29/2013
03:25

Marooned 5 Weeks
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Edward Snowden receives airport reading material and the NSA wiretapping controversy brings about a rare moment of government bipartisanship.
07/29/2013
05:14

All About Eavesdropping
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A bipartisan group emerges to fight the bipartisan group opposed to the NSA wiretapping program.
07/29/2013
00:37

Moment of Zen - The End of Carlos Danger
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The McLaughlin Group says goodbye to Anthony Weiner.
07/29/2013
01:55

Judge Johnny - Lance Armstrong
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Seven-time Tour de France champion and noted a**hole Lance Armstrong can't run away from Judge Johnny's justice.
07/30/2013
04:46

Judge Johnny - Halliburton
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Judge Johnny issues a ruling on Halliburton's role in the cover-up following the BP Deepwater Horizon oil spill.
07/30/2013
00:23

Moment of Zen - "Fifty Shades of Grey" in London
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"Fifty Shades of Grey" causes extra work for the London fire brigade.
07/30/2013
02:23

Judge Johnny - Joe Biden
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Judge Johnny codifies a legal precedent concerning Joe Biden and illegally discharged shotguns.
07/30/2013
05:30

A New Pope
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Pope Francis changes the Catholic Church's tone regarding homosexuality, and Aasif Mandvi reports on the resulting hot tub party in Vatican City.
07/30/2013
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