The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Gary Locke Pt. 1

Season 15 • 03/18/2010

Gary Locke confirms that everything in the census form is absolutely confidential.

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Holy Sh*t
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The Catholic Church punishes Patrick Kennedy for being pro-choice, but takes 20 years to suspend a pedophile priest.
03/16/2010
01:05

Daily/Colbert - Passover Parade
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Jon is excited for the Passover parade where everyone drinks Manischewitz, gets in a line and marches.
03/17/2010
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Don't Mess With Textbooks
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Since no one knows who Oscar Romero is, the Texas school board decides not to include him in the curriculum.
03/17/2010
05:58

Snoop Dogg
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Snoop Dogg didn't always stick to the script when he lent his voice to GPS navigation.
03/17/2010
08:20

Health-Con1 - The Mediscarening
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John Oliver believes that the Tea Party protests against health care reform are America's very own Velvet Revolution.
03/17/2010
00:16

Moment of Zen - Manufactured Rights
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Steve King opposes the manufactured rights that jerk America off toward socialism.
03/17/2010
00:11

Moment of Zen - Bread Bag Boots
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Glenn Beck remembers when he wore bread bag boots and his grandpa ate lard sandwiches.
03/18/2010
02:48

Gary Locke Pt. 2
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Gary Locke explains that if people don't mail back their census forms, the government will hire 700,000 people to go door to door.
03/18/2010
01:38

Intro - Progressivism Is Cancer
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If you miss this important show about the cancer that is destroying America, you might die.
03/18/2010
13:05

Conservative Libertarian
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Glenn Beck didn't want to have to tell you that people who believe in safety belts are killing America.
03/18/2010
03:05

Gary Locke Pt. 1
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Gary Locke assures Jon that census information is confidential and will not be shared with state or federal law enforcement agencies.
03/18/2010
06:10

Ben Stiller
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Ben Stiller talks about his daughter's excitement over the 10 plagues and invites Jon over for Seder.
03/29/2010
00:16

Moment of Zen - Glenn Beck Teaches Victoria Jackson
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Victoria Jackson calls Obama a communist because Glenn Beck has taught her well.
03/29/2010
08:36

Health Care Slime Machine
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John Oliver, Wyatt Cenac and Aasif Mandvi report on the violence following the passage of the health care bill.
03/29/2010
05:26

Snowball
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Jason Jones interviews Don "Moose" Lewis, a man who hopes to start an all-white basketball league, bringing basketball back to its roots before it was ruined by skillful play.
03/29/2010
09:02

2 Girls 1 GOP
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Jason Jones, Wyatt Cenac and John Oliver discuss faux lesbian bondage-themed strip clubs while sitting on top of each other.
03/30/2010
06:25

Robin Williams
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Robin Williams suggests doing a little research before putting bottles of vodka and tequila in his gift basket.
03/30/2010
04:15

Lady and the Gramps
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No matter what Sarah Palin says about John McCain, she can't help but make him look bad.
03/30/2010
00:21

Moment of Zen - Lyndon Johnson Orders Pants
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Lyndon Johnson would like his pants to have extra space from where his zipper ends to his bunghole.
03/30/2010
03:30

You're Not Helping - Harry Reid Supporters
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Supporters of Harry Reid don't agree with Tea Party protesters, so they throw eggs at their bus.
03/31/2010
04:40

Tenacious O
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It's like health care reform was some kind of intestinal blockage for President Obama.
03/31/2010
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