The Colbert Report

Nikki Haley

Season 8 • 04/03/2012

Stephen and Governor Nikki Haley have a South Carolina Palmetto-Off.

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00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen digs into a Hamlet Rove from the Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack.
04/02/2012
05:33

Gary Johnson
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Libertarian presidential candidate Governor Gary Johnson believes in fiscal conservatism and social tolerance.
04/02/2012
03:56

Colbert Super PAC - Super Fun Pack Treasure Hunt
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Whoever wins the Super Fun Pack Treasure Hunt will receive a university visit from the actual Stephen Colbert, not the Venezuelan knockoff.
04/02/2012
04:54

The Beefstate Governors
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Governors from beef industry states want to end the smear campaign against lean, finely textured beef, and make the term "pink slime" a thing of the past.
04/02/2012
01:51

Colbert Super PAC - Super Fun Pack Not-Legal Advice & Certificate of Presidenthood
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The Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack contains everything you need to be a playa in the 2012 election, including a big red button and an honor from Ham Rove.
04/03/2012
03:58

Rick Santorum Speaks From His Heart - California Colleges
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Rick Santorum criticizes California universities after reading something from the state of California.
04/03/2012
03:11

Colbert Super PAC SHH! - 501c4 Disclosure
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Critics question the secrecy and tax status of unregistered money guns shooting up the election, like Ham Rove's Colbert Super PAC SHH! and Karl Rove's Crossroads GPS.
04/03/2012
00:06

Sign Off - Helmeted Ham Rove
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Stephen says goodnight with Ham Rove sporting a gift from Clemson University.
04/03/2012
03:56

Colbert Super PAC SHH! - 501c4 Disclosure - Trevor Potter
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Attorney Trevor Potter explains the IRS's interest in the social welfare activities of 501c4s and records not-legal advice for the Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack.
04/03/2012
02:17

LFTB Colbology
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Following Stephen's report on LFTB, otherwise known as "pink slime," some in the Twittersphere accuse him of being transphobic.
04/03/2012
05:27

Nikki Haley
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Governor Nikki Haley talks about the good people of South Carolina who elected a 38-year-old, Indian-American female for governor.
04/03/2012
04:19

Colbert Super PAC - Republicans & the Latino Vote
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Republicans will need to work hard to capture the Latino vote instead of their current strategy of capturing Latinos.
04/04/2012
00:07

Sign Off - Second Peabody Award
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Stephen says goodnight while caressing The Colbert Report's second Peabody award.
04/04/2012
06:55

Robert Ballard
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National Geographic explorer-in-residence Robert Ballard talks about "Save the Titanic," his documentary promoting its preservation and protection against tourism.
04/04/2012
03:02

Peabody Award for Colbert Super PAC
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Unlike most things, the Peabody award for Colbert Super PAC segments isn't just about Stephen.
04/04/2012
04:15

Wilford Brimley Calls - Quaker Oats Makeover
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After Larry the Quaker Oats mascot undergoes plastic surgery, Stephen gets a distressing call from Wilford Brimley.
04/04/2012
01:39

Settling for Mitt Romney
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Republicans must unite behind Mitt Romney so they can plummet toward victor in November.
04/04/2012
00:36

Intro - 4/4/12
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Republicans try to appeal to Latinos, a beloved American mascot gets a makeover, and Robert Ballard talks about the Titanic.
04/04/2012
00:07

Sign Off - Lincoln Tunnel
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Stephen says goodnight to his dirt bike commuting buddy.
04/05/2012
03:36

Bad News About Good Unemployment News
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In the employment sector, things are getting better, but they're not getting more better any faster.
04/05/2012
07:57

Colbert's Very Wanted - Manatee Mailbox
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A Valentine's Day manatee mailbox massacre, in Cocoa, FL, is just one violation in a string of serial manatee mailbox mutilations.
04/05/2012
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