The Colbert Report

Sign Off - Teleprompter Eulogy

Season 7 • 06/28/2011

Teleprompter inventor, Hubert Schlafly, leaves behind a posthumous message.

More

Watching

03:49

Good Point/Other Point - Ted Nugent vs. Millennials
The Colbert ReportS7

Tea Party darling and 70s rock 'n' roll participant Ted Nugent finds today's youth 'terminally stoned on apathy,' which is a gateway drug.
06/27/2011
00:07

Sign Off - Scented Box Cutter
The Colbert ReportS7

Stephen shaves with a box cutter duct-taped to a Glade PlugIn.
06/27/2011
00:36

Intro - 6/27/11
The Colbert ReportS7

Rick Scott wants to increase his popularity, Ted Nugent writes an op-ed, and Grover Norquist talks about Americans for Tax Reform.
06/27/2011
06:30

Grover Norquist
The Colbert ReportS7

Grover Norquist, lobbyist for Americans for Tax Reform, must choose between terrorized grandmothers and higher taxes.
06/27/2011
00:38

Stephen & Jonathan Alter at Gaillard Auditorium
The Colbert ReportS7

Stephen invites Colbert Nation to his live interview with Jonathan Alter at South Carolina's Gaillard Auditorium.
06/27/2011
06:22

Alexandra Pelosi
The Colbert ReportS7

Emmy-winning filmmaker Alexandra Pelosi discusses her documentary, "Citizen U.S.A," about citizenship ceremonies throughout the 50 states.
06/28/2011
04:36

Michele Bachmann Compares Herself to John Wayne
The Colbert ReportS7

If Michele Bachmann shows weakness, her critics will circle like sharks -- or psycho-sexual serial killers.
06/28/2011
00:31

Intro - 6/28/11
The Colbert ReportS7

The Supreme Court has big news for Wal-Mart, animals respond to advertising, and Alexandra Pelosi talks about her documentary on becoming a U.S. citizens.
06/28/2011
03:41

Advertising to Monkeys
The Colbert ReportS7

Advertisers shouldn't use airbrushing and collagen -- just beautiful, natural monkey vaginas.
06/28/2011
04:02

The Word - Too Big to Nail
The Colbert ReportS7

The Supreme Court throws out a class action lawsuit brought against Wal-Mart by its female employees, setting a precedent for gender-equal powerlessness against corporations.
06/28/2011
01:18

Sign Off - Teleprompter Eulogy
The Colbert ReportS7

Teleprompter inventor, Hubert Schlafly, leaves behind his technological legacy along with a message from beyond the grave.
06/28/2011
05:26

Gary Sinise
The Colbert ReportS7

Gary Sinise discusses his documentary, "Lt. Dan Band: For the Common Good," and the importance of supporting America's troops.
06/29/2011
04:25

4th of July Under Attack - Fireworks Cancelled
The Colbert ReportS7

In an attack against the shabby, cash-only roadside shacks that make America great, Texas cancels Fourth of July fireworks shows.
06/29/2011
02:52

Hometown Hero Town - Lexington, KY
The Colbert ReportS7

While there are some things in life worth standing up for, folks in Lexington, KY, would rather sit down for them.
06/29/2011
03:50

Colbert Super PAC - Trevor Potter Preps Stephen for His FEC Hearing
The Colbert ReportS7

Trevor Potter prepares Stephen for his FEC Super PAC hearing, which will not require him to fight in the sarlacc pit in sudden-death overtime.
06/29/2011
00:33

Intro - 6/29/11
The Colbert ReportS7

The FEC decides whether or not Stephen can have his Super PAC, a survey identifies America's least active city, and Gary Sinise talks about entertaining American troops.
06/29/2011
00:07

Sign Off - See You at the FEC
The Colbert ReportS7

Stephen reminds Colbert Nation to go to the FEC for his Super PAC hearing.
06/29/2011
03:29

Colbert Super PAC - Irresponsible Advertising
The Colbert ReportS7

If the FEC allows his Super PAC, Stephen promises to make ads that are even less responsible than Turn Right USA's racist, misogynistic ads.
06/29/2011
05:11

Colbert Super PAC - Stephen Addresses Colbert Super Nation
The Colbert ReportS7

After filing his Super PAC papers, Stephen wades into the crowd with a credit card swiper attached to his iPad like Washington crossing the Delaware to ask it for money.
06/30/2011
04:58

Formidable Opponent - Pakistan
The Colbert ReportS7

Stephen wants to give Pakistan an ultimatum to stop supporting terror or lose American aid, but Stephen doesn't think Stephen should choose his friends for him.
06/30/2011
04:06

Colbert Super PAC - I Can Haz Super PAC!
The Colbert ReportS7

After a lengthy hearing, heavily peppered with arcane bureaucratic jargon, the FEC allows Stephen to form his Super PAC.
06/30/2011
You may also like5 Videos
Trailer
01:49

"South Park: Snow Day!" Trailer
South Park

Join your favorite South Park characters as they fight for neighborhood dominance during a blizzard in "South Park: Snow Day!," available now.
03/26/2024
Trailer
00:28

Make the Most of a Day Off with "South Park: Snow Day!"
South ParkS26

Join Cartman and the neighborhood kids as they battle Stan, who has his own ideas about the rules of their fantasy game, in the "South Park: Snow Day!" video game, now available to preorder.
12/21/2023
Trailer
01:00

"Star Trek: very Short Treks" Has Lightyears of Laughs
Star Trek: very Short TreksS1

Relive the classic vibe of "Star Trek: The Animated Series," and join Riker, Spock and more Starfleet faces on the bite-sized journeys of "Star Trek: very Short Treks," now streaming.
11/22/2023
Trailer
01:00

Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack

A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
10/12/2022
Trailer
01:41

This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed Friends
Cursed Friends

Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in the Comedy Central original movie Cursed Friends.
10/10/2022