The Colbert Report

The Word - Hear No Evil

Season 7 • 06/07/2011

Rand Paul believes the Bill of Rights guarantees freedom of speech, not freedom of listen.

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01:01

Stephen's Twitter Scandal
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In light of Congressman Anthony Weiner's admission, Stephen confesses the origins of a provocative photo.
06/06/2011
06:17

Paul Revere's Famous Ride
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Stephen proves that Paul Revere could have ridden a horse while ringing a bell and firing multiple warning shots from a front-loading musket.
06/06/2011
02:02

Obama Administration Replaces Food Pyramid
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The Obama administration plans to replace Stephen's favorite Egyptian mortuary-based nutritional diagram.
06/06/2011
05:24

Werner Herzog
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Werner Herzog explains why he added radioactive albino crocodiles to his documentary about cave paintings.
06/06/2011
00:06

Stephen's Midnight Ride
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Stephen reenacts Paul Revere's midnight ride with a horse, bells and a musket.
06/06/2011
05:42

Anthony Weiner's Emergency Press Conference
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Anthony Weiner's sadly delicious, sordid saga proves that Democrats don't share Republican values.
06/06/2011
02:51

Scott Pelley's First CBS Broadcast
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Just two hours after Anthony Weiner's joint press conference, Scott Pelley starts his first broadcast with the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq.
06/07/2011
07:49

Sugar Ray Leonard
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Sugar Ray Leonard describes what he thinks of boxing today and thumb wrestles Stephen.
06/07/2011
00:35

Apologies to Shimshamistan
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Stephen apologizes to the viewers in Shimshamistan for broadcasting an expose of atrocities.
06/07/2011
04:46

Kim Bojang-ils
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Without tap dance technology, Kim Jong-il will never be able to crush his people with a jazz hand.
06/07/2011
04:45

The Word - Hear No Evil
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Rand Paul's approach to identifying terrorists is perfectly consistent with his libertarian constitutional ideals.
06/07/2011
05:01

Bre Pettis
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Bre Pettis uses the MakerBot to print a three-dimensional copy of Stephen's head.
06/08/2011
04:33

Weiner Captures Manscaping Vote
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Anthony Weiner captures the manscaping vote and makes Stephen feel like an oyster.
06/08/2011
03:33

Herman Cain Wants Small Bills
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When it comes to health care, America should listen to the man who made his fortune selling bacon cheeseburger pizza.
06/08/2011
06:50

Better Know a District - California's 10th - John Garamendi
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John Garamendi refuses to give Stephen a pass to see Osama bin Laden's body.
06/08/2011
00:29

Sign Off - MakerBot Head
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Improve or add to the looks of Stephen's MakerBot head on Thingiverse.
06/08/2011
00:05

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
06/09/2011
02:39

Mitt Romney Leads in Fox News Poll
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Mitt Romney can't keep the cameraman's attention when he announces his presidential candidacy.
06/09/2011
02:20

Shaquille O'Neal Retires
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Shaquille O'Neal announces his retirement from professional basketball.
06/09/2011
05:37

The Word - The Business End
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Mitt Romney knows how to treat America's sick economy with his business experience.
06/09/2011
03:47

Andrew Breitbart Reveals Weiner Photo
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Opie and Anthony betray the sacred tradition of confidentiality between respected journalist and shock jock.
06/09/2011
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