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Back in Black - Things That Suck

Season 3 • 04/21/1999

Bill Gates has neutered the new Microsoft mouse -- it is ball-less.

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00:58

Chicken of the Sea
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While filming in Thailand, rugged individualist Leonardo DiCaprio fell into warm, clear water.
04/21/1999
04:06

Angelina Jolie
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Growing up, Angelina Jolie had a crush on Spock.
04/21/1999
01:58

1998 Nostalgia
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The Daily Show has commissioned the dead American artist, Norman Rockwell, to produce a series of limited edition paintings that chronicle the Clinton/Lewinsky epic.
04/21/1999
01:06

Other News - Digital Underground
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The cause of Senor Wences' death was the fact that he was 103-years-old.
04/21/1999
03:21

Bad Language
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With the re-release of "Incubus," William Shatner will finally be recognized as the foreign film actor he's always been.
04/21/1999
00:58

The Money Schott
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Part owner of the Cincinnati Reds, Marge Schott, was unable to bear children because sometimes God just knows what he's doing.
04/21/1999
00:11

Moment of Zen - Plant Trip
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A man trips over a large plant and falls to the ground.
04/21/1999
00:31

Intro - Liquor Switch
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Jon Stewart plans on raiding The Daily Show's liquor cabinet.
04/21/1999
01:06

This Just In - Westward Mow!
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Brad Hauter's lawn mower cross country trip is taking longer than expected because he insists on stopping every 10 miles to get paid $5 and drink lemonade.
04/21/1999
01:06

Headlines - Down In Smoke
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Per a billion dollar settlement, tobacco companies must remove billboards from around America, affecting desperate radio DJs and cops from the 1930s.
04/21/1999
02:23

Back in Black - Things That Suck
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Lewis Black comments on the weather, the Boston Marathon, Bill Gates, a cow loose in Atlanta, Chinese cuisine and Hillary Clinton.
04/21/1999
01:57

Peacekeeping Farce '99 - Fixer Upper
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Milosevic's mansion now features no bedrooms and a stream of refugees running through the backyard.
04/22/1999
03:16

Outer Space Available
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Two businessmen vie for land and colonization rights of the entire Solar System.
04/22/1999
05:14

David Spade
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Jon and David Spade talk about dreams and making fun of people who speak very little English.
04/22/1999
00:13

Moment of Zen - Happy Birthday Your Majesty
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In South Korea, Queen Elizabeth II taps her toes to a South Korean version of "Happy Birthday."
04/22/1999
01:13

This Just In - Olde English
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Koreans give Queen Elizabeth II a Kimchi recipe. She tells them how to make meat suck.
04/22/1999
01:11

Headlines - Greatest Quits Vol. I
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Billy Joel leaves when he is on top... of a list of people leaving music that day.
04/22/1999
00:57

Other News - A Plague of Their Own
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Clinton and Yeltsin defy international pleas and keep their countries supply of smallpox.
04/22/1999
02:13

Bible Man
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Willy Aames battles the Gossip Queen and his old cocaine habit as Bible Man.
04/22/1999
01:05

Other News - Tanken for Granite
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The New York Yankees unveil a new, bronze plaque honoring Joe DiMaggio in Monument Park
04/26/1999
03:58

Seth Green
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Seth Green discusses "The Jon Stewart Show," "Austin Powers 2" and "Idle Hands."
04/26/1999
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