The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Congress Back in Session!

Season 10 • 01/05/2005

A political system that encourages legacies is hilarious.

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Moment of Zen - The Maldives
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By the grace of God, Star Jones survived the tsunami.
01/04/2005
03:27

Headlines - Relief Pitchers
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America is willing to spend about as much on the greatest natural disaster in recent memory as it was willing to spend on the first week of "Spanglish."
01/04/2005
05:06

News to Them
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When these kids get out into the real world of grown-up news, Rob Corddry is going to f**king eat them alive.
01/04/2005
02:15

God Blesses?
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Star Jones is eternally grateful that God chose to spare her life in exchange for those of 160,000 others in Sri Lanka and Indonesia.
01/04/2005
05:18

Paul Giamatti
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Jon invites Paul Giamatti to rent "Big Daddy" to see serious subtlety in acting.
01/04/2005
00:13

Moment of Zen - Prayer in the House
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Reverend Daniel Coughlin leads a prayer to begin a new session of Congress.
01/05/2005
05:27

Don Cheadle
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After shooting "Hotel Rwanda" Don Cheadle worked on the most antithetical film -- "Ocean's Twelve."
01/05/2005
02:50

109th Congress Begins
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The Republicans in Congress just passed a law guaranteeing Democrats the right to speak when spoken to.
01/05/2005
04:18

Homonausic
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Florida State Representative candidate Ed Heeney has issues with talented, pool playing lesbos stealing all the straight women in Fort Lauderdale.
01/05/2005
01:30

Intro - Ashlee Simpson
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Ashlee Simpson's father O.J. has done a great job raising her.
01/05/2005
05:11

Headlines - Congress Back in Session!
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Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid's message to his party is: "At least we're not dying in a mine shaft."
01/05/2005
07:56

Howard Zinn
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Howard Zinn believes George W. Bush bringing democracy to the Iraqis is like Christopher Columbus bringing Christianity to the Indians.
01/06/2005
07:40

Headlines - Inspected General
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Alberto Gonzales gives into the pain and defends himself against the question of torture.
01/06/2005
00:10

Moment of Zen - Alberto Gonzales Poses
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Alberto Gonzales stands in front of a group of photographers.
01/06/2005
01:29

Great Moments in Punditry - The Pet Goat
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Two kids laugh while reading an argument between Paul Begala and Robert Novak over "The Pet Goat."
01/06/2005
03:19

Zapped!
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A New Jersey man blames his daughter for pointing a laser beam at a commercial jet, while the Department of Homeland Security goes on vacation.
01/06/2005
00:08

Moment of Zen - Richard Gere
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Richard Gere participates in an ad campaign to get Palestinians to vote.
01/10/2005
03:10

Headlines - Indecision 1425
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Palestine must find either another glorious president or nefarious terrorist, depending on which side of Haifa Street you live on.
01/10/2005
01:23

Intro - America (The Book)
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Mississippi libraries ban "America (The Book)" because of a picture of the naked Supreme Court Justices.
01/10/2005
03:28

Host in the Machine
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The government produces a fake news report about the dangers of marijuana and pays a TV host to plug the No Child Left Behind Act.
01/10/2005
04:21

Canadian Fakin'
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Ed Helms undergoes an Extreme Canadian Makeover to see if the "Go Canadian" kit works.
01/10/2005
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