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Borrowed Time

Season 11 • 05/18/2006

Paris Hilton's 800 page overview on French post-Impressionism was stolen.

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00:11

Moment of Zen - Jesus Decoded
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A Catholic Church documentary warns against taking "The Da Vinci Code" at face value.
05/17/2006
04:15

Tax Cuts
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John Hodgman analyzes Bush's tax cut program and finds that economics is a dismal science.
05/17/2006
04:02

Headlines - Leonar-D'Oh!
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"The Da Vinci Code" debuts in theaters, sparking protests from Catholics and albinos around the world.
05/17/2006
07:55

Ramesh Ponnuru
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Author Ramesh Ponnuru discusses his views on abortion and stem cell research and why he thinks the democrats, the media and the courts disregard human life.
05/17/2006
01:36

Dig Him Up
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Everyday Jon Stewart comes into work and asks everyone in the office if they've heard anything new about Jimmy Hoffa's whereabouts.
05/18/2006
03:56

The Decider - The Origin
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The Decider decides without fear of repercussion, consequence or correctness.
05/18/2006
00:15

Moment of Zen - Tony's a Star
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Fred Barnes gives his opinion of Tony Snow on Fox News.
05/18/2006
01:03

Daily/Colbert - Semi-Conscious Distraction
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Jon Stewart ends the show and checks in with Stephen Colbert at "The Colbert Report."
05/18/2006
05:28

Willie Nelson
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Willie Nelson's main tenet of his book is to "keep breathing."
05/18/2006
03:34

Fox in the Henhouse
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Jon Stewart is going to have to "Jew down" his expectations of new White House Press Secretary Tony Snow.
05/18/2006
03:38

Borrowed Time
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The schmaltzy sports features during a horse race have to borrow from the schmaltzy speeches on "The West Wing."
05/18/2006
05:24

Caroline Kennedy
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The Kennedy Foundation awards try to show that people should demand the best from their leaders.
06/05/2006
03:01

Gayjewistan
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Iconic American communities that don't exist are getting funding from the Department of Homeland Security.
06/05/2006
04:47

Pump My Ride
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Thanks to Bill Dressler, New Jersey is safe for now, but he has cautionary words for those who live in the unlucky 48.
06/05/2006
04:04

Headlines - Super Cuts
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Apparently, Homeland Security distributes the terror funds on the basis of what item your city has the world's largest ball of.
06/05/2006
02:29

I Got Through Babe!
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The new body armor issued by the Defense Department is perfect if you are fighting a war in a beehive on the moon.
06/05/2006
00:36

Moment of Zen - Cher and the Troops
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Cher's music video for "If I Could Turn Back Time" on a battleship.
06/05/2006
04:02

Bill Bennett Pt. 1
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Bill Bennett believes that America is the last, best hope in the world because of its belief in freedom.
06/06/2006
03:01

Gay Marriage Ban
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As more and more gays get married, sodomy has become as American as apple pie.
06/06/2006
00:12

Moment of Zen - Senator Brownback's Charts
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Senator Brownback has a lot of charts.
06/06/2006
03:33

Bill Bennett Pt. 2
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Bill Bennett doesn't think that gay marriage is the natural progression of things.
06/06/2006
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