The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Season 7 • 02/19/2003

Avril Levigne dwarfs the world's most ruthless dictators.

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00:11

Moment of Zen - Rocket Women
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Protesters wearing giant rocket-shaped prosthetic penises sing The Doors.
02/18/2003
01:14

Rocca - Apocalypse Snow - Get Up On It
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Jon tears Mo away from his beloved storm tracker to find out what it's like being outside in the blizzard aftermath.
02/18/2003
01:53

Apocalypse Snow - Code White
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A massive blizzard blankets the Northeast, the mayor calls for calm, and Jon makes $2 million.
02/18/2003
02:46

Steve Kroft Pt. 2
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"60 Minutes" anchor Steve Kroft discusses post-9/11 hysteria, and Jon suggests a novel way to improve the Department of Homeland Security.
02/18/2003
03:11

Livestock Love Fest
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The movement to deprive animals from rolling around in their own waste is gaining international footing.
02/19/2003
01:34

Magnum Farce
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The new Smith and Wesson revolver is the perfect weapon for killing bears and squirrels piloting small aircrafts.
02/19/2003
02:43

Showdown Chirac
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Jon wonders whether every ruler of every country in the world right now is a giant dick.
02/19/2003
04:04

Banned Aid
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Libertarian party to raise a nation of responsible gun owners by giving toy guns to children.
02/19/2003
05:00

Jeff Daniels
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Jeff Daniels and Jon talk about Ted Turner's resemblance to Yosemite Sam.
02/19/2003
00:12

Moment of Zen - Little Girl with Gun
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A little girl gets a gun for a gift.
02/19/2003
01:42

Ass Parade
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Parade magazine tells you everything you need to know about Avril Lavigne and some stuff on dictators too.
02/19/2003
05:51

America Freaks Out II - The Re-Freaking
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You need never overreact to the end of the world again, thanks to a new advertising campaign by the Department of Homeland Security.
02/20/2003
03:36

Windows
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Iraqi State Television airs a daily satirical news program that makes it its mission to lampoon some of the more humorous aspects of the situation in Iraq.
02/20/2003
01:38

On Fire
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Senior Security Analyst Rob Corddry is on fire but he's not running.
02/20/2003
01:43

Intro - Mike Tyson's Tattoo
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Jon wants to remind those who think Mike Tyson is crazy for getting a tattoo on his face that he bit off a man's ear.
02/20/2003
05:53

Luke Wilson
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Luke Wilson talks about working in an all-male atmosphere for his latest film.
02/20/2003
00:22

Moment of Zen - Tom Ridge Ad
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Tom Ridge advises families to prepare for a terrorist attack in a new Homeland Security ad campaign.
02/20/2003
05:25

Eric Idle
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Even after all these years, the guys in Monty Python still like to bare their bums in Albert Hall.
03/03/2003
03:46

Arrested Dishevelment
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Brutal Imperialist Americans wage war on doorknobs, slippers and tee shirts.
03/03/2003
01:29

Coffee, Fezzy Hat Guy
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The Daily Show is trying to help you better generalize Turks for humorous purposes.
03/03/2003
02:03

Jive Turkey
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Ninety-five percent of the Turkish population is against the U.S.-led war in Iraq and using Turkey as a base of operations.
03/03/2003
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