The Colbert Report

Intro - 1/8/07

Season 3 • 01/08/2007

Stephen puts out a welcome mat for the new Democratic Congress -- over his pit of tigers.

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03:05

ShredDown
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Stephen introduces a tough panel of ShredDown dispute judges: Eliot Spitzer, Anthony DeCurtis and Jim Anderson.
12/20/2006
02:12

Chris Funk
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Henry Kissinger provides the "starting gun" of the competition by declaring that "it is time to rock," and then Chris Funk offers his shredding solo.
12/20/2006
03:21

Rock and Awe: Countdown to Guitarmageddon
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Stephen previews his guitar solo challenge against The Decemberists' Chris Funk.
12/20/2006
03:11

Peter Frampton
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Just before his guitar solo Stephen injures himself, prays to Father Christmas and is presented with a guitar hero to fill in for him.
12/20/2006
01:41

Who's Honoring Me Now? - Gay.com
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Though Stephen does not approve of the gayness, he's not one to turn down any honor.
01/08/2007
00:55

Who's Attacking Me Now? - Lake Superior State University
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Lake Superior State University has added "truthiness" to its list of banned words.
01/08/2007
02:43

Stephen's Sound Advice - Surviving the Winter Blues
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Stephen suggests one way to get over Seasonal Affective Disorder is to take a trip to the warm weather of Iraq.
01/08/2007
03:16

The Gallotastic Executacular - Hangin' With Mr. Hussein
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Stephen is upset that Saddam Hussein was executed while Stephen was on vacation, especially as he was already planning a 30-minute special for it.
01/08/2007
05:51

Ethan Nadelmann
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Director of the Drug Policy Alliance Ethan Nadelmann argues to legalize marijuana to reduce America's prison population.
01/08/2007
04:58

The Word - Facts
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Since the Democrat's version of reality is unfortunately based on reality, Stephen wants to fight facts with "facts."
01/08/2007
00:29

Intro - 1/8/07
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In this episode, Stephen discusses Saddam Hussein's execution, welcomes the new Democratic Congress and interviews Drug Policy Alliance Chair Ethan Nadelmann.
01/08/2007
00:31

Intro - 1/9/07
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Stephen tells Boy Scout Council 289 to pack their bags, and wonders why celebrities can't fight to the death.
01/09/2007
01:55

Sign Off - Farewell, James Brown
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Though it's sad to lose the Godfather of Soul, there is a silver lining for Stephen.
01/09/2007
01:24

Not a Sex Scandal
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On behalf of Catholics everywhere, Stephen thanks Archbishop Wielgus for merely selling out his peers to a godless, totalitarian regime.
01/09/2007
06:18

Jim Cramer
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Jim Cramer tells Stephen how to get the most out of watching his show.
01/09/2007
01:11

Ohio State Loses
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The Florida Gators don't care what kind of message they're sending to America's enemies.
01/09/2007
03:51

The Word - Texas Hold 'Em
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Stephen has advice for the president: send everyone to Iraq. Americans need to sacrifice more.
01/09/2007
04:54

We the Mediator - Celebrity Feuds
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Stephen picks sides in celebrity fights between Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump, Madonna and Angelina Jolie, and Amitabh Bachchan and Shahrukh Khan.
01/09/2007
05:57

David Kamp
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Stephen and David Kamp discuss the fancy-pantsification of American food.
01/10/2007
01:49

President's Speech
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Watching President Bush address the nation is like hanging out with your best bud.
01/10/2007
03:56

The Word - Worry
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Stephen wants to delicately remove Missouri and replace it with a stronger heartland: Texas.
01/10/2007
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