The Colbert Report

Intro - 12/12/06

Season 2 • 12/12/2006

Stephen has advice for gay sex columnist Dan Savage: stop being gay.

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06:37

Peter Singer
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"The Ethics of What We Eat: Why Our Food Choices Matter" author Dr. Peter Singer tells Stephen that human beings are speciesists.
12/11/2006
00:48

Got Your Back
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Stephen doesn't have time to answer your letters, but he can send out a few confidential replies.
12/11/2006
03:36

ThreatDown - Christmas Style
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Stephen defends Christmas by announcing its five biggest threats.
12/11/2006
03:37

Better Know a District - New Members of Congress at the Kennedy School
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Nancy Pelosi thinks Stephen won't finish all 434 congressional districts, but Stephen better knows several new Congressmen when he speaks at the Kennedy School of Government.
12/12/2006
00:18

Sign Off - Post-Show Taco Bell Chalupa Chow-Down
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With another flawless show under his belt, Stephen's ready for his usual post-show Taco Bell chalupa chow-down. Mmm, chalupa meat.
12/12/2006
01:43

Augusto Pinochet's Coup
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Former Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet -- one of Stephen's childhood inspirations -- has passed away, and there are guards prepared to capture his spirit at his funeral.
12/12/2006
05:09

Dan Savage
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Stephen and sex columnist Dan Savage reveal their porn names.
12/12/2006
02:26

Who's Honoring Me Now? - Merriam-Webster's Word of the Year
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Despite criticism during the first ever episode of The Colbert Report, Merriam-Webster's dictionary is making "Truthiness" its Word of the Year for 2006.
12/12/2006
03:06

Shout Out! - Beef Hammer Flag
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Stephen gives a shout out to two soldiers stationed in Afghanistan who sent him an American flag flown during Mission Beef Hammer.
12/12/2006
03:11

The Word - Casualty of War
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The Iraq Study Group report stated that there is underreporting of violence in Iraq. Stephen wants to know, if we're underreporting it, why are we still reporting it so high?
12/12/2006
00:28

Intro - 12/12/06
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America moves on from the Iraq Study Group report, Better Know a District returns, and Stephen advises gay sex columnist Dan Savage.
12/12/2006
04:35

Stephen Jr.'s Christmas Miracle
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Despite a solar power snafu, Stephen Jr. has been located -- unfortunately in Canada.
12/13/2006
06:14

Doris Kearns Goodwin
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Historian Doris Kearns Goodwin tells Stephen that if Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he might be the host of The Colbert Report.
12/13/2006
03:36

The Word - It's a Small World
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Foreign tourists have more trouble entering the United States than any other country, so the U.S. Government is turning to Disney to re-imagineer the customs process.
12/13/2006
02:38

Sea-Tac's Christmas Trees Restored
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On Monday, Stephen reported on Sea-Tac airport's decision to remove nine Christmas trees after a complaint by a local rabbi. Now the trees are back -- and Stephen fixed it.
12/13/2006
00:34

Intro - 12/13/06
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Tonight: Stephen finds his long-lost eagle son, foreigners complain that Americans aren't polite, and Doris Kearns Goodwin finally gets to meet a historical figure in person.
12/13/2006
01:28

Replenishing the Eggnog Supply
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Stephen stocks up the eggnog in December so he can nog out all year long. His doctor says he's got a mass of powdered nutmeg obstructing his lower intestine. Again.
12/13/2006
00:35

Charge Me Twice for Stephen
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The Stephen and Melinda Gates Foundation is working with your local cable provider to bring The Report to the truly needy, and the truly needy to Stephen's advertisers.
12/13/2006
06:15

Daniel Pinchbeck
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Daniel Pinchbeck believes the Mayan god Quetzalcoatl is making a comeback. Stephen wants to know who he is and why we should be excited about him.
12/14/2006
01:36

Caesar Honeybee or Tyrone Hunnibi?
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Some viewers were confused by Stephen's giving two different porn names during different interviews, so he clarifies the difference.
12/14/2006
02:02

Letter to Representative Jack Kingston
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Stephen admits it -- at the end of each week, he sends a letter to Rep. Jack Kingston telling him all the things he learned that week.
12/14/2006
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