The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

You're Welcome - Constitutional Crisis

Season 15 • 08/12/2010

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01:54

Intro - Beardy Ran Away
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Jon has 30% more face after a heart-to-heart talk with his family about the beard.
08/10/2010
04:25

Municipal Land-Use Update - Ground Zero Mosque
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Wyatt Cenac fears that Muslims will take over by building mosques every two blocks until New York City is completely covered.
08/10/2010
06:33

Municipal Land-Use Hearing Update
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Newt Gingrich doesn't want to be lectured about religious liberty when there's not a single church or synagogue in Saudi Arabia.
08/10/2010
00:23

Moment of Zen - Not a Flight Risk
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CNN's Allan Chernoff repeats that Steven Slater is no longer a flight risk.
08/10/2010
07:29

Jason Bateman
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Jason Bateman weaned his daughter off of pacifiers by planting them in the garden so they could grow into lollipops.
08/10/2010
07:16

Deductible Me
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Republicans don't realize that extending the Bush tax cuts will strengthen the deficit monster that's going to eat our babies.
08/11/2010
00:36

Moment of Zen - This Whole Tiger Woods Thing
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Rick Sanchez moves from a report on American deaths in Afghanistan to "this whole Tiger Woods thing."
08/11/2010
06:49

Charlie Rangel's War
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Charlie Rangel thinks an emergency session of Congress is the perfect time to give a 31-minute speech about his current ethics problems.
08/11/2010
05:43

Laura Linney
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Laura Linney makes Jon's life seem somewhat honorable by seeing humor as a way to cope with the truth.
08/11/2010
06:10

Indecision 2010 - Primary Proxy Battle Theme
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Sarah Palin loses a proxy battle in Georgia, and Linda McMahon overcomes footage from her entire adult professional career.
08/12/2010
06:48

You're Welcome - Constitutional Crisis
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John Hodgman wants to update the Constitution by giving it a hip new name, trimming the fat and putting it on the Internet.
08/12/2010
00:13

Moment of Zen - Dumbest Thing That Any President Has Said
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Ed Rollins calls Obama's Ground Zero mosque statement the dumbest thing that any president or candidate has said since Michael Dukakis.
08/16/2010
05:22

Emma Thompson
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John Oliver may seem effeminate in America, but Emma Thompson thinks he's considered perfectly normal in Britain.
08/16/2010
09:05

Mosque-Erade
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John Oliver says Muslims are allowed to put a mosque near Ground Zero, just like Catholics can build a church next to a playground.
08/16/2010
00:50

Intro - Happy End to Ramadan
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According to The Daily Show's sharia council, Ramadan is a Western-style celebration of the Ramada Inn hotel chain.
08/16/2010
04:39

Pork or Parents
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Wyatt Cenac meets a Muslim woman who can't be a foster parent because she doesn't allow pork in her home.
08/16/2010
00:18

Moment of Zen - Sarah Palin on NYC Mosques
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Sarah Palin questions whether the purpose of a proposed mosque at Ground Zero is to create a tolerant environment.
08/17/2010
08:51

Jon Stewart & Anderson Cooper Look at Gaping Holes - Security
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Louie Gohmert wants to protect America from terror babies, but Anderson Cooper keeps interrupting him with questions and facts.
08/17/2010
07:33

Dick Armey
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If they were stranded on a desert island together, Dick Armey would have a gun and Jon would bring a boat.
08/17/2010
03:32

Internet Exploiter
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With its "don't be evil" motto, Google would naturally oppose big corporations secretly deciding what you can and can't see on the Internet.
08/17/2010
04:28

Law & Order - Time Wasters Unit
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Rod Blagojevich walks away with one conviction, making his trial more of an episodic series than a made-for-TV movie.
08/18/2010
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