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Vodka Eyeballing
Season 6 • 06/01/2010
Vodka eyeballing causes potential blindness, and it doesn't even get you drunk.
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05:07
Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Ace the SATs
The Colbert Report
S6
An MIT study finds that longer essays get better scores, so ideally your writing section should read like Glenn Beck's teleprompter.
05/12/2010
00:36
Intro - 5/13/10
The Colbert Report
S6
Glenn Beck sheds his snake skin, and Stephen reminds the Hold Steady that Heaven is whenever Jesus can fit them in.
05/13/2010
00:12
Sign Off - Time-Traveling Brandy Thief
The Colbert Report
S6
The time-traveling brandy thief was a worthy adversary, and he will be missed.
05/13/2010
03:33
The Hold Steady
The Colbert Report
S6
Craig Finn and Tad Kubler talk about Heaven, Mother Teresa and their rock prophets.
05/13/2010
04:22
Confirming Elena
The Colbert Report
S6
The New York Post isn't saying Elena Kagan is a lesbian, it's just asking the question next to a photo of her playing softball.
05/13/2010
06:59
Failure to Launch - Atlantis Crew
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen asks the Atlantis crew for advice on how he can prepare himself for space.
06/01/2010
06:05
Ayaan Hirsi Ali
The Colbert Report
S6
Ayaan Hirsi Ali wants us to shed the inhibition of judging and say that one religion is better than the other.
06/01/2010
00:09
Sign Off - Water Eyeballing
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen says goodnight and pours water into his eyeball.
06/01/2010
03:25
Up Brit Creek
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen finds the villain in the hit summer series, "Grainy Footage of Leaking Underwater Oil Pipe."
06/01/2010
00:39
Intro - 6/1/10
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen finds out who's to blame for the BP oil spill and refuses to get up close and personal with Ayaan Hirsi Ali.
06/01/2010
02:27
Vodka Eyeballing
The Colbert Report
S6
If you think metaphorical beer goggles are bad, imagine what literal vodka goggles will make you do.
06/01/2010
05:08
Tip/Wag - Foxconn, Charles Taylor & Naomi Campbell
The Colbert Report
S6
Foxconn makes their workers sign a non-suicide pact, and prosecutors call for Naomi Campbell to testify against Charles Taylor.
06/02/2010
04:21
Japan's Special Election - Kazuo Myazaki
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen endorses Disembodied Japanese Robot Mouth for Japan's next prime minister and tests Kazuo Myazaki on who he thinks will win.
06/02/2010
06:35
Lisa Miller
The Colbert Report
S6
Lisa Miller says the problem with the popular belief about Heaven right now is that God isn't there.
06/02/2010
00:19
Sign Off - Parting Gifts for Kazuo Myazaki
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen checks in with Kazuo Myazaki and offers him some lovely parting gifts.
06/02/2010
00:31
Intro - 6/2/10
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen shows shocking footage of someone working in Spain, and Lisa Miller spends seven minutes in Heaven.
06/02/2010
02:52
Craziest F#?ing Thing I've Ever Heard - Gored Bullfighter
The Colbert Report
S6
Famed bullfighter Julio Aparicio gets gored in the throat so deep that the bull's horn comes out of his mouth.
06/02/2010
02:13
Who's Riding My Coattails Now? - iPad Suit Pocket
The Colbert Report
S6
While the Wall Street Journal was ignoring Stephen's contribution to men's fashion, he invented a new kind of pocket.
06/03/2010
03:20
Crude & Unusual
The Colbert Report
S6
The nuclear option isn't guaranteed to work and would violate international treaties, but it would turn the ocean floor into glass.
06/03/2010
04:26
Vampire Weekend
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen reads Vampire Weekend "The Elements of Style" to prove the necessity of the Oxford comma.
06/03/2010
00:28
Intro - 6/3/10
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen visits the offices of Consumer Reports, and Vampire Weekend makes a rare vampire weeknight appearance.
06/03/2010
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