The Colbert Report

The Word - Not

Season 2 • 05/08/2006

Adding the word "not" to the end of any sentence negates everything that came before it.

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03:51

National Day of Prayer
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Stephen explains what you can ask God for on the government-sanctioned National Day of Prayer.
05/04/2006
06:24

Better Know a District - Oregon's 3rd - Earl Blumenauer
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According to bicycle-loving Congressman Earl Blumenauer, Oregon's 3rd District is an extremely livable community.
05/04/2006
06:13

Rick Reilly
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Sports Illustrated's Rick Reilly talks with Stephen about golf, steroids and swimsuit models.
05/04/2006
00:17

Stephen's Keys
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Stephen says goodbye and thanks God for helping him find his keys.
05/04/2006
02:40

The Word - Indulgence
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Stephen urges the Vatican to compromise with the Chinese government for the sake of profit.
05/04/2006
06:05

Shere Hite
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Stephen talks to feminine sexuality expert Shere Hite about female orgasms, the clitoris and societal expectations of sex.
05/08/2006
02:05

Stegul
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The San Francisco Zoo has named a baby eagle after Stephen, but Stephen fears that the parents may be gay dad eagles.
05/08/2006
02:03

Porter Goss Resignation
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The resignation of CIA Director Porter Goss has tongues wagging all over Washington.
05/08/2006
00:18

Sign Off - Thank You, Stephen!
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Stephen and his staff worked very hard on tonight's episode, so -- what do you say?
05/08/2006
00:34

Intro - 5/8/06
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President Bush asserts his power over Congress, the Vatican has a new stance on condom usage, and sexuality expert Shere Hite explains how to please a woman.
05/08/2006
03:00

The Word - Not
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Congress has written and passed 750 bills that President Bush has signed with a signing statement -- meaning "not."
05/08/2006
00:36

Intro - 5/9/06
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Stephen reports on Sigmund Freud's 150th birthday, reviews the new crop of summer movies, and chats with New York Times columnist Frank Rich.
05/09/2006
02:22

Double or Nothing
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Stephen has a cruel and magically unusual punishment for Zacarias Moussaoui.
05/09/2006
06:07

Frank Rich
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New York Times columnist Frank Rich discuss Democrats, Republicans and the parties' respective theaters of choice.
05/09/2006
04:15

The Word - Superegomaniac
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Stephen doesn't have a subconscious -- he chooses his dreams before he goes to sleep.
05/09/2006
00:18

Sign Off - Closing Credits Contest
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The winner of tonight's contest wins the prize of a sense of personal accomplishment.
05/09/2006
06:30

Movies That Are Destroying America - Summer Movies
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Stephen believes all new movies this summer are destroying America, except for the Starbucks-produced "Akeelah and the Bee."
05/09/2006
00:37

Intro - 5/10/06
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The power of autographs, the state of Nebraska, the founder of The Smoking Gun and the truth -- all on this episode of The Colbert Report.
05/10/2006
00:13

Sign Off - What You Deserve
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Stephen gives his viewers what they deserve -- a simple "good night."
05/10/2006
02:52

The Bird Flu
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Stephen urges us to learn everything we can about bird flu before it's too late and introduces the Report's new, content-free bird flu segment.
05/10/2006
07:06

Better Know a District - Nebraska's 2nd - Lee Terry
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Congressman Lee Terry talk about Omaha's meat packing industry and what's being done to give that meat to Japan.
05/10/2006
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