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Season 8 • 02/10/2004

Dave Chappelle explains why he'd hate to be president.

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01:22

The Rapture = Free Clothes
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Jon Stewart can't understand what could go wrong with a religious zealot at the controls of an airplane.
02/09/2004
02:21

Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Caucuses
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At least Pol Pot wasn't doing caucuses in Maine on a Sunday night.
02/09/2004
03:18

Destination Travel
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A cruise vacation is the perfect way to see new places while surrounded by complete familiarity.
02/09/2004
01:59

Kerry Machine
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Presidential candidate John Edwards entertains the crowd by pulling on his wife's arm.
02/09/2004
01:29

Red Rover, Red Rover
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The Mars Rovers send back vivid images that will hopefully answer questions about the history of the Red Planet.
02/10/2004
04:29

Mars 2112
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Jon Glaser uses his space report as an excuse to get a free meal at Mars 2112.
02/10/2004
03:39

The Wrath Of Khan
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Abdul Qadeer Khan promises these activities will never happen again in the future -- assuming there is a future.
02/10/2004
01:38

Headlines - White House Press Corps
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All of a sudden, the White House Press Corps has questions.
02/10/2004
00:18

Moment of Zen - Khan's Apology
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Abdul Qadeer Khan appears on Pakistani National TV to apologize for selling nuclear secrets to Iran, Libya and North Korea.
02/10/2004
02:51

Nuclear Secrets
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Stephen Colbert thinks that if selling nuclear weapons leads to a nuclear war, it's just a correction in the market.
02/10/2004
05:05

Dave Chappelle
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Dave Chappelle tells Jon about his son's parent-teacher conference.
02/10/2004
02:41

The Real Deal
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John Kerry easily defeats Wesley Clark and John Edwards, while Howard Dean has another tough day.
02/11/2004
02:30

Clark Drops Out
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Samantha Bee believes Wesley Clark could raise his own army and take over the country in a bloody coup.
02/11/2004
05:23

WMD Evidence
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Rob Corddry reports on the growing controversy regarding the intelligence the Bush administration used in deciding to invade Iraq.
02/11/2004
01:09

Intro - West Point Cadets
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Jon wants to discuss limericks with the West Point Cadets in the audience.
02/11/2004
05:53

Paul Rudd
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Paul Rudd tells Jon about the time he threw up in his wife's face.
02/11/2004
00:50

Preview - 2/12/04
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On tomorrow's show Rob Corddry learns more about the world of "The Sims."
02/11/2004
01:10

Indecision 2004 - Wesley Clark
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Wesley Clark drops out of the race for the Democratic nomination, using the occasion to reminisce about the journey.
02/11/2004
00:09

Moment Of Zen - WMD
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Colin Powell assures the United Nations that Saddam Hussein has weapons of mass destruction.
02/11/2004
00:10

Moment of Zen - White House Documents
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Documents released by the White House to validate Bush's military service.
02/12/2004
04:58

Drew Barrymore
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Drew Barrymore couldn't keep her hands off of the walrus on the set of "50 First Dates."
02/12/2004
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