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The Promised Land

Season 6 • 02/14/2002

No one pleases their loved ones quite as well and often as a veteran porn star.

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03:00

The Fifth and the Fury
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Before the public gets mad at Kenneth Lay for not answering countless questions about the single largest bankruptcy in U.S. history, they should know that he is troubled.
02/13/2002
02:26

It's Warning in America
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The FBI released photos of the alleged terrorists tied to the most recent alert, hoping that citizens in their free time could catch them.
02/13/2002
05:46

Ralph Nader Pt. 1
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Ralph Nader explains that Enron is just the latest volcano of corporate crime, fraud and abuse.
02/13/2002
01:14

Who's the Sucker Now?
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The audience applauds in a way of hope for the good show ahead.
02/13/2002
00:38

Next Week - Gas Pump Birthplace
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Jon Stewart ends the show for the night and previews the stories and guests for next week.
02/14/2002
02:36

Do You Believe in Miracles
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A young reporter thought he lost his cell phone in the wilds of Utah, but inexplicably the hand of God has come down and blessed this youngster from Acton, Massachusetts
02/14/2002
02:26

Skate Crime
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The scandal has led many to hope for a future where skaters have the right to be judged, not by a faceless tribunal, but by a jury of their costumed, skating peers.
02/14/2002
00:09

Moment of Zen - Man Shot Out of Cannon
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A man is shot out of a cannon and lands on the ground, missing the safety net.
02/14/2002
06:05

Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
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Rebecca Romijn-Stamos' new house used to be a whorehouse and comes with hooker ghosts.
02/14/2002
03:42

Family Circus Feud
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By cancelling Family Circus, the man was silencing Billy, Dolly, Jeffy and the other one, the voice of the people who find Garfield too complex.
02/14/2002
03:32

The Promised Land
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The best part about edible underwear is that whatever part you don't eat, you can wrap up in tin foil for later.
02/14/2002
03:14

Pump and Circumstance
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Mo Rocca goes to a gas station and an intersection in Ohio.
02/19/2002
03:15

Headlines - Asian Provocateur
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President Bush, one of the least traveled presidents in history, visits Southeast Asia.
02/19/2002
06:16

Jeri Ryan
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Jeri Ryan had to choose between biomedical engineering and theater in college.
02/19/2002
02:44

The Olympics: They're On - Apres Ski
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Stephen Colbert has had a couple of hot toddies and is hoping to get involved with some bi-athletes.
02/19/2002
02:33

The Olympics: They're On - Medaling Kids
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Zamboni judges reach new criterion in relation to couple's figure skating.
02/19/2002
00:11

Moment of Zen - Musashimaru
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While visiting Japan, George W. Bush shakes hands with a sumo wrestler.
02/19/2002
00:43

Four Day Weekend
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Jon is refreshed and psyched to get going after a debauchery-fueled weekend.
02/19/2002
02:24

Headlines - B*U*S*H
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The North Korean welcome sign reads: "If You Lived Here You'd Be Evil By Now."
02/20/2002
00:10

Moment of Zen - Penis Angel
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Naked athlete Dave Wolz makes penis angels in the snow.
02/20/2002
05:28

Nude... Where's My Car?
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To accomplish the extraordinary feat of driving 15,000 miles naked, Dave Wolz would have to train harder than any naked driver who had come before him.
02/20/2002
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