The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Tape Worm

Season 10 E 25 • 02/23/2005

Doug Wead should have titled his book: "Future Presidents Talk Into the Flower on My Lapel Pin."

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03:02

Headlines - In Continent
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President Bush makes his first trip to Europe since being reelected, barely managing to avoid the hand buzzer of NATO Secretary General Jaap de Hoop Scheffer.
02/22/2005
05:53

Rachel Weisz
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Globetrotter Rachel Weisz trumpets the merits of Montreal and genteelly pees in the presence of lions.
02/22/2005
01:40

Intro - Paris' Blackberry
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Paris Hilton has lost her Blackberry and Jon is distraught to learn his number was not in it.
02/22/2005
05:22

Heaven Can't Wait
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Ed Helms looks at the legal issues inherent in Christians vanishing from the planet into heaven and those left behind enduring the mark of the beast.
02/22/2005
02:53

The President Abroad
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George W. Bush makes a visit to Europe and Stephen Colbert is there to explain the president's mindset with regards to Jacques Chirac.
02/22/2005
03:08

Peter Jennings Pt. 2
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Peter Jennings notes that the government's been really rotten over the years, dissing UFO sighters.
02/23/2005
05:22

Peter Jennings Pt. 1
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Peter Jennings talks about his recent special on UFOs and some of the viewer conspiracy theories that he finds on blogs.
02/23/2005
00:44

Great Moments in Punditry - Pathetic
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Children read from a "Hannity & Colmes" transcript in which Sean Hannity and John Sylvester debate which of them has lower ratings.
02/23/2005
00:10

Moment of Zen - Bush as a Role Model
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Some released phone calls reveal that George W. Bush doesn't want to be a bad role model for kids.
02/23/2005
04:54

In-Depth Minute - Social Engagement
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Franklin D. Roosevelt created Social Security as a safety net for seniors so they would never be eaten by hoboes or washed by a monkey.
02/23/2005
04:43

Headlines - Tape Worm
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Doug Wead defends the Bush tapes on CNN -- his new hair color courtesy of Maxim's "Sandstorm Dusk."
02/23/2005
07:23

Headlines - European Placation
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President Bush is on a diplomatic tour of Europe, where its leaders have clarified for him that "Iran is not Iraq."
02/24/2005
00:07

Moment of Zen - Nipple Fetish
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Charlie Gibson says the phrase "nipple fetish."
02/24/2005
05:13

Christina Ricci
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Christina Ricci explains why she often tells people on set not to get too excited about the movie they're making.
02/24/2005
02:05

Black History Month Metamucil Ad
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A Metamucil ad in Ebony magazine compares Black History Month's "legacy of pride and achievement" with gastro-intestinal health.
02/24/2005
04:30

Back In Black - Coming Out
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Lewis Black discusses how Alan Keyes has now succumbed to the same affliction as Dick Cheney and Newt Gingrich: having a gay relative.
02/24/2005
04:12

The Oscars!
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Stephen Colbert discusses the Oscar dresses and presenters as he waits for his limo to pick him up.
02/28/2005
07:08

Ben Nelson
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Ben Nelson talks about being a Democrat and working with President Bush.
02/28/2005
05:53

Televised Awards Show!
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The Academy Awards broadcasts on ABC with standard fare Oscar tediousness.
02/28/2005
00:05

Moment of Zen - Michael Jackson's Mug Shot
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The mug shot from Michael Jackson's arrest is displayed.
02/28/2005
02:16

King of Perp
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Twice as many reporters are covering the Michael Jackson trial as are stationed with troops in Iraq. But to be fair, there is a growing insurgency in Michael Jackson's pants.
02/28/2005
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