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Jesus Christ Supermodel

Season 3 • 02/04/1999

Glenda Green says Jesus came to her because she's one of the finest portraitists in the world.

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02:05

A Quick Word of Advice - Lulu
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Jon advises hero pig Lulu not to make the same mistakes he made.
02/03/1999
00:25

Recap - 2/3/99
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Jon recaps tonight's top stories, including a hero pig, a former Monkee's lawsuit and Jesus in a door.
02/03/1999
01:03

This Just In - Date Ape
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Female chimps give birth at the Los Angeles Zoo even though the male chimps all have vasectomies.
02/04/1999
00:21

Moment of Zen - Elderly Stripper
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A scantily clad old woman walks down a runway.
02/04/1999
00:44

Other News - Tex-Mex Lies and Videotape
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For a 20/20 segment on lying, Diane Sawyer served some staffers inedible chili and secretly video taped them.
02/04/1999
02:14

Public Excess - Lucille Cataldo
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Lucille Cataldo sings a song in which the word "hairdresser" is the only lyric.
02/04/1999
02:15

Corrections/Retractions/Apologies - Mama Cass
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Jon admits that the Daily Show coroner was wrong about Mama Cass' death.
02/04/1999
04:17

Jerry O'Connell
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Jerry O'Connell would've gone to Woodstock if he were alive in the '60s.
02/04/1999
02:23

Headlines - Victoria's Secret Spring Fashion Show
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The web cast of the Victoria's Secret Spring Fashion Show turned out to be a bust. And we do mean bust.
02/04/1999
01:04

Headlines - Grand Shalom Breakfast
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Lawmakers stay away from the National Prayer Breakfast to protest Yasser Arafat's attendance.
02/04/1999
04:27

Jesus Christ Supermodel
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Glenda Green met Jesus and painted a portrait of him and in the painting Jesus kinda looks like Kevin Costner.
02/04/1999
00:39

Recap - 2/8/99
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Jon compares Monica Lewinsky to a Muppet and asks if Roz Kelly ever shaved her Tuscadero.
02/08/1999
01:22

Headlines - High Defamation TV
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Monica Lewinsky delivers her deposition via videotape, describing the details of President Clinton's vanilla subpoena.
02/08/1999
01:13

This Just In - Pinky and No Brain
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Happy Days star Roz Kelly fills the role of psycho-chick with a shotgun after blasting her neighbor's car and apartment.
02/08/1999
00:14

Moment of Zen - Monica Deposed
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Monica Lewinsky sits and waits for the page to turn during her video deposition.
02/08/1999
02:21

Jordan's Absence
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Stephen Colbert says Michael Jordan will still lead the Bulls to a championship, even though he has retired.
02/08/1999
01:37

Weekend Roundup - Iron Mike
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Mike Tyson is back in jail for defending himself against an old man's story, and Marv Albert bites back at detractors.
02/08/1999
01:52

Headlines - That's Allah She Wrote
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Among the mourners at King Hussein's funeral is a Mt. Rushmore of mediocrity and his hag-stroking wife.
02/08/1999
01:52

Headlines - Hit or Miss USA
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Kimberly Ann Pressler wins the title of Miss USA, defeating a woman that can shove eight marshmallows in her mouth.
02/08/1999
04:05

Melissa Gilbert
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Melissa Gilbert avoids the temptation of the poor man's Harry Hamlin and takes a quick shot at "Striptease."
02/08/1999
03:22

Our Lady of Lint
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Stacey Grenrock travels to Grandville, Michigan where Amy Greving is using dryer lint to make a sculpture of the Madonna.
02/08/1999
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