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Indecision 2009 - Polish That Turd

Season 14 • 11/04/2009

The turd polishers turn Jon Corzine, Creigh Deeds and Doug Hoffman into winners.

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08:52

Indecision 2009 - Vote or Keep Going About Your Day
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Mike Bloomberg connects with the common man, Jon Corzine attacks Chris Christie's waistline, and Doug Hoffman passes Glenn Beck's test.
11/02/2009
00:12

Moment of Zen - Glenn Beck Tests Doug Hoffman
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Glenn Beck quizzes Doug Hoffman, the conservative Congressional candidate for New York's 23rd district.
11/02/2009
07:27

David Plouffe
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David Plouffe talks about Barack Obama's long-term approach to policies on energy, health care and the financial system.
11/03/2009
08:50

Indecision 2009 - Reindecision 2008 and Beyond
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John Oliver, Sam Bee and Aasif Mandvi speculate on how they'll handle New York's 23rd District election results.
11/03/2009
03:44

Is Our Dick Going Soft?
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Dick Cheney recognizes his handwritten notes on Joe Wilson's op-ed piece, but he can't recall why he wrote them.
11/03/2009
00:16

Moment of Zen - Earthquakes, Litmus Tests and Civil Wars
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The media reports on the political earthquake and civil war in the Democratic Party.
11/03/2009
02:34

Can't Get Queer From Here
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Maine voters want to be tolerant of gays, but unfortunately, they weren't born that way.
11/04/2009
00:10

Moment of Zen - Asking Mommy for Pancakes
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You can't order change in American government as easily as you can ask Mommy for pancakes.
11/04/2009
01:14

Daily/Colbert - Faulty Al Gore Interview
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Stephen wants to know why Jon's interview with Al Gore was like a faulty computer program.
11/04/2009
09:24

Al Gore
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Al Gore believes new technologies like renewable electricity, the supergrid and electric cars will help solve the global warming crisis.
11/04/2009
07:12

Indecision 2009 - Polish That Turd
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The losers of the New Jersey, Virginia and New York elections become winners thanks to some turd polishing.
11/04/2009
05:15

Susan Rice
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Susan Rice says the world's attitude towards the United States has improved at the UN since President Obama took office.
11/05/2009
00:47

Intro - Congratulations to the Yankees
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With their 27th win, the Yankees now have a few more World Series titles than the Mets.
11/05/2009
00:08

Moment of Zen - Two Million Dollars Per Word
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The health care reform bill has five times as many words as the Torah and costs over $2 million per word.
11/05/2009
08:31

The 11/3 Project
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There's a war going on in America, and the stakes are nothing less than Glenn Beck's internal organs.
11/05/2009
05:57

Health Care: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
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Jason Jones repeats House Republicans' objections to the bloated Frankenstein of a heath care bill.
11/05/2009
00:15

Moment of Zen - Awaiting President Obama
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President Obama walks past the podium and into the Oval Office.
11/09/2009
03:57

Back in Black - Stickle Me Elmo
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The swine flu vaccine shortage is the perfect marketing tool for this season's must-have toy: Stickle Me Elmo.
11/09/2009
08:16

The Men Who Stare at Votes
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The House of Representatives finally passes health care reform after the exciting pre-game festivities.
11/09/2009
08:00

Kit Bond
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Kit Bond recommends a "smart power" strategy in Afghanistan and pushes private choice for Medicare.
11/09/2009
00:10

Moment of Zen - Who Was That Guy?
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Bill O'Reilly shows his report on the fall of the Berlin Wall 20 years ago.
11/10/2009
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