The Colbert Report

Michael Scheuer

Season 7 • 02/28/2011

Michael Scheuer says the Arab world won't forget that America supported tyranny for the last 50 years.

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04:14

Republicans Flirt With Presidential Candidacy
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For unattached voters like Stephen, the Republican field has so many caucus teases, and they're all playing hard to get.
02/24/2011
05:08

Mike Huckabee
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Mike Huckabee believes there aren't nearly enough potential presidential candidates working for Fox News.
02/24/2011
03:54

Corporate Hacker Tries to Take Down WikiLeaks - Glenn Greenwald
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Glenn Greenwald praises WikiLeaks for shining a light on what government and corporations do in secret.
02/24/2011
03:24

Era of American Dental Exceptionalism Is Over
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The plummeting number of toothpaste varieties infringes on Stephen's right to brush each of his 32 teeth with its own individual toothpaste.
02/24/2011
00:05

Sign Off - Elephant Beat
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Stephen signs off with Elephant Beat.
02/24/2011
00:13

Sign Off - Tomorrow's Goodnight Preview
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Join Stephen this same time tomorrow for another goodnight.
02/28/2011
04:19

Tip/Wag - Joe Reed & Levi's Ex-Girlfriend Jeans
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Montana Representative Joe Reed legislates scientific fact on global warming, and Levi's introduces ex-girlfriend jeans.
02/28/2011
04:00

Art Stephen Up Challenge - Phillips de Pury Auction
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Stephen announces the Phillips de Pury auction and unveils a new artistic interpretation of his portrait in which he appears to be part duck.
02/28/2011
00:37

Intro - 2/28/11
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Stephen deals with climate change by staying inside, and Michael Scheuer has no trouble finding a publisher for his book about Osama bin Laden.
02/28/2011
04:27

Anonymous Hacks The Colbert Report
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It's no surprise that Anonymous hacked The Colbert Report since they've been hacking Stephen's bathroom scale for years.
02/28/2011
05:55

Michael Scheuer
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Michael Scheuer believes the war on terror has barely begun because the American people don't have a clue about why they're being attacked.
02/28/2011
06:56

Evan Osnos
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Evan Osnos believes America needs to be working as hard as China if it wants to come up with the next big technological idea.
03/01/2011
04:02

Muammar al-Gaddafi Competes With Charlie Sheen
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Muammar al-Gaddafi tries to grab the limelight back from Charlie Sheen by sitting down with Christiane Amanpour.
03/01/2011
00:34

Intro - 3/1/11
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Stephen looks at the growing gap between rich and poor, addresses America's elderly and talks to Evan Osnos about the Oscars.
03/01/2011
04:38

The Word - New Country for Old Men
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The newly formed America Plus will still maintain normal diplomatic relations with poor America.
03/01/2011
00:24

Sign Off - Welcome Zachary Paul Dahm
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Stephen welcomes the newest member of the Colbert Nation, Zachary Paul Dahm.
03/01/2011
03:51

Senior Moment - Geriatric Porn
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It's time for America's freeloading seniors to turn on the camera and start giving each other the early bird special.
03/01/2011
02:26

Eulogy Spot
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Pope Benedict XVI doesn't blame the Jews for Jesus' death, and anti-Obama obituaries give a new voice to America's silent majority.
03/02/2011
01:25

Sign Off - Demise of the White Pages
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Stephen honors the passing of the greatest American book since the Bible.
03/02/2011
04:23

Wisconsin Prank Call Bill
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Bill O'Reilly shows violent footage while talking about the peaceful Wisconsin teachers' union protests, and Republicans sponsor a bill that will prohibit prank calls.
03/02/2011
05:11

The Word - Economic Boom
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The defense budget cannot get cut because making instruments of destruction is as American as napalm pie.
03/02/2011
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