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Indecision 2010 - Midterm Elections - Sue Lowden

Season 6 • 04/26/2010

When the doctor wants to charge you $40,000 to put a stint in your heart, offer him a chicken.

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Craig Robinson
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Craig Robinson's parents liked Barack Obama when they first met him, but they didn't think he would last.
04/21/2010
04:16

The Word - Straight to Video
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Lindsey Graham, save your good name and career by releasing a straight sex tape.
04/22/2010
00:39

Sign Off - This Is a Fun Job
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Steve doesn't know why Stephen ever complains about his fun job.
04/22/2010
04:08

Bonus Word - Defamation of Independents
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William Gheen concludes that Lindsey Graham must be gay if he's negotiating a bipartisan deal on immigration reform.
04/22/2010
01:36

Newspapers Celebrate Earth Day
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The USA Today celebrates environmental consciousness by printing a special Earth Day bonus pullout.
04/22/2010
04:22

Gorillaz
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Murdoc calls to tell Stephen he won't be interviewing the real Gorillaz, just Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett.
04/22/2010
03:31

Sharon Jones
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Sharon Jones recalls her old jobs as a corrections officer at Rikers Island and a wedding singer.
04/26/2010
00:31

Intro - 4/26/10
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A politician wants to pay for health care with bundled subprime organs, and Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings perform.
04/26/2010
02:30

Boobquake Day Causes Earthquake
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A Purdue University student calls for women to wear skimpy clothing to prove an Iranian madman wrong.
04/26/2010
05:44

The Word - Docu-Drama
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If you show the police your ID, they'll stamp your hand that proves you're here legally and allows you to drink free on ladies' night.
04/26/2010
04:33

Indecision 2010 - Midterm Elections - Sue Lowden
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If you can't afford health insurance, forget about mandates and confusing plans, just bring a chicken to the doctor.
04/26/2010
05:43

Conn Iggulden
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Conn Iggulden wants to make it clear that an ordinary person can be a hero, and we can all be inspired by heroic stories.
04/27/2010
04:02

Stephen Hawking Is Such an A-Hole - Encountering Aliens
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Stephen looks forward to a future, post-alien takeover, when the Cleveland Humans take the field.
04/27/2010
02:50

The Real Lloyd Blankfein
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Bull Beat swoons over bank CEOs even more than the Wall Street Journal, plus it comes with a free Lloyd Blankfein poster.
04/27/2010
00:35

Sign Off - Six Flags Discount Tickets
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Stephen thanks Hogtown Mascots for his Colbert head and announces that he'll be handing out discount coupons at Six Flags Great America.
04/27/2010
00:34

Intro - 4/27/10
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Stephen looks at tasers from a safe distance and asks Conn Iggulden if it's possible to waterboard Aquaman.
04/27/2010
01:29

Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill
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Gulf Coast residents no longer have an oil slick the size of Rhode Island heading their way -- now it's just a wall of fire.
04/28/2010
06:19

Cheating Death - Tobacco Mints, Breast Milk & Hallucinogens
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Camel introduces tobacco mints, breast milk cures acne, and hallucinogens help the elderly with end-of-life anxiety.
04/28/2010
05:15

Gregg Easterbrook
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Instead of another moon landing, Gregg Easterbrook would like to see taxpayer money used to protect Earth against asteroids.
04/28/2010
06:27

Difference Makers - Robert Ekas
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Robert Ekas ensures the freedom of American society by giving the middle finger to every police officer he sees.
04/28/2010
00:33

Intro - 4/28/10
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Stephen honors our right to free speech and hopes his interview with Gregg Easterbrook goes better than the test he did with that chimp.
04/28/2010
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