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Season 5 • 11/27/2000

Lord Viper Scorpion books a boob cruise.

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02:42

Indecision 2000 - The Sunshine Wait
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George W. Bush doesn't feel any standards need to be met to decide the Florida recount.
11/16/2000
00:35

Recap 11/16/00
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Jon recaps today's top stories of the ongoing presidential election and Alex Rodriguez's outrageous demands.
11/16/2000
04:01

Butter Ballin'
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Mo Rocca takes a look at the fast and exciting sport of turkey-calling.
11/16/2000
00:10

Moment of Zen - Let's Vote
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Unable to make out what his bats are saying The Count suggests having a vote.
11/16/2000
04:44

Indecision 2000 - Usurp the Vote
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Florida Secretary of State Katherine Harris certifies the election results, giving the presidency to Governor George W. Bush.
11/27/2000
02:03

Indecision 2000 - Hail to Carell
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Steve Carell declares himself president despite not being on the ballot.
11/27/2000
01:10

Intro - 11/27/00
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Jon writes to Santa Claus and picks his favorite items from this month's Pottery Barn catalog.
11/27/2000
00:12

Moment of Zen - Rule of Law
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Katherine Harris congratulates herself for allowing the rule of law to prevail in Florida.
11/27/2000
04:40

John Goodman
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John Goodman talks about playing a gay man on "Normal, Ohio."
11/27/2000
03:43

Cereal Killer
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Stephen Colbert investigates the mysterious disappearance of Boo Berry cereal from supermarket shelves.
11/27/2000
03:08

Web Security
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Lord Viper Scorpion shows Jon how to hack a porn site using only a credit card, username and password.
11/27/2000
00:12

Moment of Zen - Every Vote Counts
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Al Gore explains the importance of counting every vote.
11/28/2000
01:14

Intro - Ice Man
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Jon Stewart reveals how he once played the part of a human martini.
11/28/2000
02:40

Indecision 2000 - Usurp the Vote
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This is America and Al Gore is creeping us out.
11/28/2000
02:20

Indecision 2000 - Student Teaching
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The Haitian election is expected to be resolved before the American one is.
11/28/2000
00:31

Preview - 11/29/00
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Tomorrow Vance DeGeneres visits a space-camp for senior citizens.
11/28/2000
02:32

Indecision 2000 - Flags
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The candidates attempt to look more presidential by standing in front of as many American flags as possible.
11/28/2000
02:27

Andy Kindler TV Guy - Cybill Shepherd
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The worst in publishing joins an unwatchable primetime personality, creating a day-time talk show hosted by Cybill Shepherd.
11/28/2000
01:49

This Just In - Prescription: Drugs!
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Robert Downey Jr. has got a shotgun in his mouth with his finger on the trigger and he likes the taste of gun metal.
11/28/2000
05:18

Laura San Giacomo
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When you watch Elmo on TV as much as Laura San Giacomo does, you just want to give him a pinch on the cheeks.
11/28/2000
01:59

Headlines - Still Sexy
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It may be cold in Park City, Utah but the thought of Robert Redford makes Nancy Walls hot.
11/29/2000
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