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Intro - 7/13/09
Season 5 • 07/13/2009
The Sotomayor confirmation hearings begin, and Stephen shares his experience as a TV war vet.
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05:46
Ed Viesturs
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen punches Ed Viesturs' Frequent Everest Card after his seventh climb to the summit of Mount Everest.
07/02/2009
05:04
Re-Report - Lost Treasures of Babylon
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen shows more footage of basic training at Fort Jackson, flying with the Thunderbirds, and putting care packages together with Tom Hanks.
07/02/2009
01:30
CNN Finds Bubbles the Chimp
The Colbert Report
S5
Anderson Cooper uncovers shocking news about Bubbles the Chimp: he likes cucumbers and bananas.
07/02/2009
00:33
Intro - 7/2/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Congress passes a renewable energy bill, and climber Ed Viesturs scales Stephen's ego.
07/02/2009
05:43
The Word - Ban de Soleil
The Colbert Report
S5
The sun is a dangerous, unchecked nuclear power that causes global warming, and it must be put out.
07/02/2009
05:44
Paul Krugman
The Colbert Report
S5
Paul Krugman says the stimulus package is enough to help, but not enough to cure the economic crisis.
07/13/2009
03:41
VA Backlog - Paul Rieckhoff
The Colbert Report
S5
If Stephen gets 25,000 votes, Paul Rieckhoff will make him an honorary member of the Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America.
07/13/2009
06:19
Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Bork a Nominee
The Colbert Report
S5
If Republicans want to stop Sonia Sotomayor's nomination, they must accuse her of bigotry, uncover her secrets and make her weigh in on abortion.
07/13/2009
02:40
Remembering Remembering Michael Jackson
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen remembers the fine coverage of Michael Jackson's death, like his one-hour interview with Michael Tackson.
07/13/2009
00:07
Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S5
That's it for The Report, everybody.
07/13/2009
00:36
Intro - 7/13/09
The Colbert Report
S5
The Sotomayor confirmation hearings begin, and New York Times columnist Paul Krugman knows a lot about money.
07/13/2009
00:34
Intro - 7/14/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen suggests looking for change in the folds of Barney Frank, and asks Leymah Gbowee where Liberia is.
07/14/2009
05:34
Leymah Gbowee
The Colbert Report
S5
Leymah Gbowee organized a sex strike among women until the Liberian civil war ended.
07/14/2009
05:10
The Word - Guns, Credit, and Corn
The Colbert Report
S5
The American government can use the defense budget to pay for health care and just turn sick people into a weapons program.
07/14/2009
04:51
Senator Wences Questions Sonia Sotomayor
The Colbert Report
S5
Senator Wences asks Sonia Sotomayor the tough questions while still maintaining cultural sensitivity.
07/14/2009
00:05
Sign Off - The Pitcher in the Oat
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen reads his J.D. Salinger tribute prequel, written under the pseudonym, J.D. Stephenger.
07/14/2009
03:22
Raise High the Rage Beams
The Colbert Report
S5
If J.D. Salinger doesn't come on the show, Stephen will publish his prequel, "The Pitcher in the Oat," under the pseudonym J.D. Stephenger.
07/14/2009
05:30
Difference Makers - Doug Jackson
The Colbert Report
S5
Thanks to State Senator Doug Jackson, it's now legal to carry a concealed weapon into a bar in Tennessee.
07/15/2009
05:58
Douglas Rushkoff
The Colbert Report
S5
Douglas Rushkoff discusses the downfalls of operating the world like a corporation and how to weaken corporate influence.
07/15/2009
03:48
Tip/Wag - Assassination Squads, Biblical History & Gay Penguins
The Colbert Report
S5
The CIA shuts down its assassination program, Texas wants Christianity taught in history, and two male penguins end their relationship.
07/15/2009
03:30
Stephen Wants to Be the Worst Person in the World
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen tries to make it onto Keith Olbermann's "Worst Person in the World" list by slapping a baby with a puppy.
07/15/2009
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