Crank Yankers

Sonny Tanning Delivers a Singing Phonogram

Season 2 E 20 • 11/18/2003

A woman finds her peaceful night disrupted when Sonny Tanning calls her up to play matchmaker.

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In preparation for his 60th anniversary, Jeff calls a boutique to inquire about their selection of sex toys.
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Gladys calls a toy store to discourage them from selling slime to kids.
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Elmer reviews the latest winning lotto numbers and reminisces about his coconut-filled childhood.
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Chip's Cartoons
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Chip encourages a local newspaper to run more comic strips about Hispanic people.
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Elmer Plans a Reunion
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Bobby Looks for Some New Talent
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The residents of a retirement home become the talent pool for Bobby's latest racy video.
11/18/2003
02:07

Sonny Tanning Delivers a Singing Phonogram
Crank YankersS2 E20

Elegant, old-timey crooner Sonny Tanning alerts the recipient of his singing telegram that someone out there loves her.
11/18/2003
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Bobby Makes a Reservation for His Family
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Bobby and his brother Billy have trouble communicating their plan to make a reservation for their whole family.
02/10/2004
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Danny Has Questions About Childbirth
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A nervous father-to-be gets some detailed information about what to expect when his wife gives birth.
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Hadassah Receives a Gift From Her Mom
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After receiving a talking toy bear from her mother, Hadassah ponders the meaning of the gift's explicit message.
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Language Lessons for Ray
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In order to better communicate with his girlfriend, Ray Shanty tries to find a nerd who will teach him Klingon.
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Terrence Needs Help with Mickey Rooney
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Terrence tries to negotiate a deal for a poop-scooping service to come clean up after Mickey Rooney.
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Bobby Needs a Locksmith
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Bobby "Nordstrom" tries to convince a locksmith to let him into one of his family's stores in the middle of the night.
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