The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Done With Earth

Season 8 • 01/15/2004

President George W. Bush has officially given up on planet Earth.

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04:10

Carol Moseley Braun Pt. 1
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Her Excellency Carol Moseley Braun talks about her candidacy in the upcoming Iowa caucus and hopes to generate the right alchemy.
01/14/2004
00:44

Preview - 1/15/04
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Jon sets up tomorrow's show and apologizes for all the politicians with a promise of the cast of "Sweet Valley High".
01/14/2004
00:13

Moment of Zen - Jermaine Jackson
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Jermaine Jackson insists his brother is not only 100% innocent, but 1000% innocent.
01/14/2004
02:30

Headlines - 2 Fastows 2 Spurious
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Enron's former chief financial officer Andrew Fastow faces 10 years in prison, meaning he not only embezzled money but sodomized people with it.
01/15/2004
01:18

Callin' It Quits
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Jon Stewart suspects that Carol Moseley Braun pretended to run for president just to get on "The Daily Show."
01/15/2004
04:31

Joe Biden Pt. 1
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Senator Joe Biden supports Democratic presidential candidate, and personal friend, John Kerry.
01/15/2004
03:56

Joe Biden Pt. 2
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Senator Joe Biden states that the Bush administration was completely ill-prepared in handling a post-Saddam Iraq.
01/15/2004
03:29

Headlines - The Martian Chronicles
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Space is the latest foreign, hostile and insanely expensive locale on the Bush administration's "go-to list."
01/15/2004
00:11

Moment of Zen - Maybe Failure
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A tourist at the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum comments on the new space mission to Mars.
01/15/2004
01:06

Jon Magazine - Trichinosis Is No Bed of Roses
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This issue of Jon Magazine is printed with ink containing fox urine so your cat will think that Jon Stewart is trying to kill it and will respect your magazine's boundaries.
01/15/2004
02:56

Done With Earth
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Computers project that the planet Earth in 2050 will look like the head of Dick Van Patten.
01/15/2004
04:00

Indecision 2004 - Iowa Caucus
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John Edwards is the bastard son of a retarded mill worker.
01/19/2004
04:26

Indecision 2004 - Smeagol Dean or Gollum Dean?
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Once again that's John Kerry confidently predicting victory in Waterloo.
01/19/2004
00:21

Moment of Zen - Go the Distance
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Michael Bolton sings an inspiring song for Richard Gephardt.
01/19/2004
01:35

Indecision 2004 - Iowa Caucus Results
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Even if The Daily Show knew the results of the Iowa Caucuses, they would tell you zippedy dick.
01/19/2004
02:35

Indecision 2004 - The Outsiders
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As the nation lurches towards an inevitable and crushing win by the dark, imperial forces at least we'll have a good laugh along the way.
01/19/2004
05:15

Philip Seymour Hoffman
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Instead of reading the paper, make a documentary to get to know the American political process.
01/19/2004
04:31

Indecision 2004 - Iowa Caucus
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Ignoring the pundits, the predictions and the endorsements, Iowans whip alleged frontrunner Howard Dean like a three-legged mule.
01/20/2004
02:15

Iowa Caucus Speculation
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The news media offers a clear presentation of hypothetically, what could possibly happen in the Iowa Caucus.
01/20/2004
03:57

The Simple Iowa Life
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Howard Dean leaves the high life behind and hits the farm to convince Iowans he understands the simple life.
01/20/2004
00:13

Preview - 1/21/04
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In his State of the Union address, President Bush announces that we're attacking Argentina.
01/20/2004
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