The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Celebrate

Season 11 E 126 • 10/05/2006

Senator Mitch McConnell plans a raging kegger to celebrate our victories in the Middle East.

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Ian Bremmer
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Ian Bremmer says the state of the union is stable, even if his hand gesture says we're f**ked.
10/04/2006
04:20

Headlines - Paged Heat Pt. 2
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The Mark Foley scandal leaves the Republican house flooded, apparently with jizzum.
10/04/2006
04:26

America: America's Fastest Growing Nation
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Soon America's population will hit the 300 million mark; our demographics are changing because of immigration.
10/04/2006
00:12

Moment of Zen - Thomas R. Marshall with Pages
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Thomas R. Marshall stands with a crowd of cheering senate pages.
10/04/2006
05:51

David Rakoff
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David Rakoff discusses his new book, "Don't Get Too Comfortable," and the grim lot of the Log Cabin Republicans.
10/05/2006
02:19

Headlines - Operation: Just Clause
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President Bush argues that the Iraq War will merely be a comma in the history books.
10/05/2006
05:24

Headlines - My Job
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President Bush's job must make him so mad, because we're all so stupid.
10/05/2006
00:15

Moment of Zen - Decisions
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President Bush describes his job to an audience at Kansas State University.
10/05/2006
00:14

Daily/Colbert - Ladies Drink Free
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Stephen Colbert previews tonight's Colbert Report drink specials.
10/05/2006
04:27

Poll Smoking - American Education
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Dave Gorman gives an overview of the dismal state of education in America.
10/05/2006
02:24

Headlines - Celebrate
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Senator Mitch McConnell attaches a rider to a Senate military spending bill earmarking $20 million for victory celebrations for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.
10/05/2006
02:16

Headlines - North Korea Threat
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CNN knows that North Korea may have made good on their nuclear threat, but that only fills fifteen seconds of air-time.
10/09/2006
07:49

James Baker Pt. 1
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James Baker explains why the Iraq Study Group will only release their recommendations after the election.
10/09/2006
01:44

James Baker Pt. 2
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James Baker decides which President Bush will get the life preserver.
10/09/2006
03:39

Nuke Kid on the Block
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North Korea says it successfully tested a nuclear weapon; the U.N. reacts in no uncertain terms.
10/09/2006
03:30

Nuclear Reactions
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Aasif Mandvi figures the glory and triumph of this nuclear test will provide thousands of jobs to North Koreans.
10/09/2006
00:23

Moment of Zen - Richard Simmons
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Richard Simmons is frustrated that President Bush has no time for physical fitness in America.
10/09/2006
01:07

Daily/Colbert - Columbus Day
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Stephen Colbert tells Jon that Christopher Columbus originally set out with four ships -- the Nina, Pinta, Santa Maria and Wet Dream II.
10/09/2006
00:19

Daily/Colbert - Rabbi
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Stephen Colbert is a little confused about David Cross' occupation.
10/10/2006
02:54

Crisis in Our Nation's Pants - Sexual Congress
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Technological advances make it difficult to protect children from Senators who crave sweet, underage flesh.
10/10/2006
05:29

David Cross
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David Cross has always wanted to ask Jon Stewart if he just does a wake-and-bake and decides to make fun of the president.
10/10/2006
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