The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

A Quick Word of Advice - U.S. Women's World Cup

Season 4 E 2 • 07/13/1999

The U.S. Women's soccer team won't be ovulating together forever.

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Other News - Piece Out
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The only successful lawsuit against gun makers to date was the 1998 suit to take spokesman Kaboom the Klown off the packaging of Baby's First Magnum.
07/12/1999
01:09

Hot Annul Action
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Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall's marriage was annulled, thus ending a relationship of 22 years, four children and Mick's relentless banging of other women.
07/12/1999
00:11

Moment of Zen - Iranian Protest
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Iranian women protest in burkas.
07/13/1999
01:56

God Stuff - Skull Crushing
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John Bloom travels the nation's church broadcasts looking at all the exciting ways to harm non-believers.
07/13/1999
04:12

Miss Piggy
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Jon Stewart is looking at Miss Piggy in "that way."
07/13/1999
01:48

Headlines - Veiled Threat
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Iranian pro-democracy students rally for the freedom of the press and the freedom to choose which bearded zealot will lead them into the ninth century.
07/13/1999
01:00

This Just In - Porpoise Dilecti
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Dolphins are warm blooded, cold blooded murderers who engage in infanticide and sexual assault.
07/13/1999
01:18

Other News - Independents' Day
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While Donald Trump has not officially thrown his hat in the ring as a Reform Party candidate for president, his hair has formed an exploratory committee.
07/13/1999
01:19

Headlines - Ricky Business
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Fans of Ricky Martin were able to meet him after his Today Show performance as long as they agreed to do Al Roker a favor.
07/13/1999
03:31

Old Grand-Dads
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Beth Littleford reports on two old men duking it out for the title of World's Oldest Bartender.
07/13/1999
01:42

A Quick Word of Advice - U.S. Women's World Cup
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The U.S. Women's soccer team pile-up is what millions of American men call a win-win.
07/13/1999
01:18

Headlines - Loco-Motive
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Railroad Killer, Rafael Resendez-Ramirez, turned himself in at a border station and no one is buying his one-armed hombre story.
07/14/1999
01:34

Slow News Day - To Shell and Back
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Mr. Peanut, the monocled fop, is back as Planter's mascot.
07/14/1999
00:13

Moment of Zen - Cow Sh*t Eaters
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People catch sh*t falling from an animal's ass and eat it.
07/14/1999
00:51

Intro - Musical Audience
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If you're coming to The Daily Show as an audience member feel free to bring instruments.
07/14/1999
01:04

Other News - Blow Maintenance
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SabreTech, Valujet's maintenance company, has been charged with murder in the 1996 Everglades crash.
07/14/1999
02:16

Back in Black - Space Tourism
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If you enjoy urinating into a tin foil suit, space tourism may be the thing for you.
07/14/1999
03:37

Cock Fights
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In Key West, the law allows roosters to roam freely.
07/14/1999
01:04

Headlines - Hits and Mrs.
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A VH1 list proclaims that The Mamas and the Papas rock harder than Dusty Springfield.
07/14/1999
03:55

John Leguizamo
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John Leguizamo is going pass on the dysfunction his parents past on to their kids.
07/14/1999
02:01

We Hardly Knew Ye - Aaron S. Lapin
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Great inventor, Aaron S. Lapin, creator of ReddiWip has died.
07/14/1999
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