The Colbert Report

Pick Your Apocalypse

Season 2 • 02/27/2006

Stephen compares Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism and the Toyota Camry.

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01:45

ThreatDown - Bears
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Stephen has said it before: bears are after our kids.
02/23/2006
05:21

Pharmaceuticals: Prescription for Progress
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Despite all they do to keep you healthy, some people still don't appreciate pharmaceutical companies.
02/23/2006
00:13

Sign Off - Pause Your TVs
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Instead of saying goodbye, Stephen wants you to pause your TV and leave him on your screen all weekend.
02/23/2006
02:20

Presidential Visions
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The Bush administration admits that the response to Hurricane Katrina fell short of the coordinated effort envisioned by President Bush.
02/23/2006
00:27

Intro - 2/27/06
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Stephen addresses the so-called separation of church and state, and the biblical signs that the apocalypse is upon us.
02/27/2006
01:06

Who Hates Whom in the Name of God
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While people of all faiths believe that God is love, many religions have gotten some real mileage out of hate.
02/27/2006
06:29

Tony Campolo
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Reverend Tony Campolo believes putting religion and politics together is like mixing ice cream with horse manure.
02/27/2006
03:05

The De-Deification of the American Faithscape
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Stephen goes after the eight percent of Americans who don't believe in God.
02/27/2006
02:47

The Word - Trial Separation
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America, God's not going to wait forever. He's got a lot of other attractive governments out there.
02/27/2006
02:00

Confess Your Sins to Stephen
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Stephen knows he's not a religious leader, but he does have a TV show.
02/27/2006
03:37

Pick Your Apocalypse
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American consumers want choice, and nowhere is choice more important than how you and all of existence will be annihilated.
02/27/2006
07:14

Brett O'Donnell
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Stephen asks what Brett O'Donnell thinks of the debate between Job and God.
02/28/2006
03:37

Who's Attacking Me Now? - Anderson Cooper
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Stephen thinks Anderson Cooper is attacking him, but he can't be sure, because he's not pointing and shouting in his direction.
02/28/2006
00:33

Intro - 2/28/06
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Mardi Gras is the Super Bowl of open-air drinking, other than the Super Bowl.
02/28/2006
03:33

The Word - Laissez Les Bons Temps Rouler!
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Through the sheer power of alcohol and bare breasts, the Deep South has risen again.
02/28/2006
04:48

Tip/Wag - Wheeled Transportation
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Until wheels get their act together, the president should travel by hot air balloon or dirigible.
02/28/2006
00:33

Intro - 3/1/06
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Stephen is going to celebrate Benjamin Franklin's birthday by flying a kite into some power lines.
03/01/2006
02:37

Better Know a District - California's 50th
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Randy "Duke" Cunningham isn't dead to Stephen, California's 50th district is.
03/01/2006
04:54

The Word - Faith
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There will be great temptation for President Bush to admit that he made a mistake, but our commander in chief is strong. He will pass the test.
03/01/2006
05:56

Better Know a Founder - Benjamin Franklin
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Stephen and Ben Franklin talk about their inventions and who died of syphilis.
03/01/2006
06:19

Arianna Huffington
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Stephen wants to know why Arianna Huffington hates black people.
03/01/2006
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