The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Attractive People Winning Things

Season 5 • 03/26/2001

Julia Roberts celebrates her Oscar for as long as she wants.

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01:29

DeCaro - Art Sucks
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Frank DeCaro takes back his rave review of Marcia Gay Harden in "Pollock" thanks to a ruined office pool.
03/26/2001
01:13

Oscars in Macedonia
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Steve Carell reports on war-torn Macedonia's reaction to the Oscars, where he splits tears between Julia Roberts's win and Macedonia's atrocities.
03/26/2001
01:11

Hollywood's Hollywood
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Nancy Walls is in Hollywood reporting on the famous people who report on even more famous people.
03/26/2001
03:13

Kindler - TV Guy - Nash Bridges
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Andy Kindler runs down the many problems of "Nash Bridges," suggesting a Cheech Marin-based spin-off instead.
03/26/2001
04:36

Richard Roeper
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Richard Roeper joins Stephen via satellite from Julia Roberts's basement, dishing vitriol for Best Picture winner "Gladiator."
03/26/2001
01:55

Dino Bangs
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Dino De Laurentiis repeatedly interrupts his acceptance speech to point out how hot his wife is.
03/26/2001
00:21

Moment of Zen - Crowe Stare
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Russell Crowe doesn't take kindly to a Steve Martin joke about his sexual proclivities.
03/26/2001
01:55

This Just In - You've Got Jail
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Abraham Abdallah acquires social security numbers and credit cards of top Forbes celebrities, but only for their timeless elegance.
03/26/2001
00:26

Preview - 3/27/01
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Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell get into a debate on alcohol consumption and the sexiness of Antonio Banderas.
03/26/2001
00:49

Oscar Fashion
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Bjork causes a fashion stir at the Academy Awards with a swan costume that has Charlton Heston reaching for his gun.
03/26/2001
02:58

Headlines - Attractive People Winning Things
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Julia Roberts takes five minutes to thank everyone in her family and announce that her name begins with R.
03/26/2001
02:36

Amish Payback
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Commentator Dave Attell originally had a conspiracy theory about the Amish, but that devolved into making fun of them.
03/27/2001
05:46

Richard Lewis
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Richard Lewis finds it hard to play himself on "Curb Your Enthusiasm" because he doesn't know who he is.
03/27/2001
04:49

Drink Responsibly
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In one evening of drinking, Steve Carell lost his motor skills, judgment and inhibitions -- and ultimately threw up in Stephen Colbert's car on the way home.
03/27/2001
00:24

Moment of Zen - Drunk Steve Carell
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Steve Carell demonstrates the importance of responsible drinking.
03/27/2001
02:43

Headlines - Baa Baa Dead Sheep
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If you're like most Americans, you thought it was hilarious that most of Europe has been crippled by a devastating plague on its livestock.
03/27/2001
01:30

Headlines - Crowe Magnons
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During a break in the action, one modern gladiator used his cell phone to call the Italian Bureau of Anachronism and turn himself in.
03/27/2001
01:48

This Just In - Knoll Position
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A new study gives credence to the second gunman theory in the JFK assassination, causing the conspiracy theory community to be taken aback and to the left.
03/27/2001
00:23

Moment of Zen - Feeding Bandit
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Pepper Klitsch gives her raccoon his favorite snack.
03/28/2001
02:14

Expert on Youth
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Senior News Analyst Stephen Colbert weighs in with more shocking poll results on children and teenagers.
03/28/2001
02:13

Headlines - Crisis in our Bedroom
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USA Today polled over 1,000 children to uncover that 28 percent of kids don't clean their room because they're too lazy.
03/28/2001
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