The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Season 10 • 11/09/2005

Republicans are cutting all wasteful programs.

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05:02

John McCain Pt. 1
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Senator John McCain and Jon discuss torture and Vice President Cheney's request to "take measures" against enemy combatants.
11/08/2005
01:26

The Less You Know - Secret Prisons
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It turns out that Gitmo has its own Gitmo, and the worst part of Gitmo's Gitmo: you know it's got a Gitmo.
11/08/2005
00:22

Moment of Zen - Sanchez Taser
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CNN's "American Morning" anchors wonder if they're bad people for enjoying footage of correspondent Rick Sanchez getting tasered.
11/08/2005
04:53

Headlines - Interro-Gate Pt. 1
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The nine U.S. Senators who declined to vote against torture included Illinois' Thumbscrews McGee, Iowa's Cattleprod von Analpair, and, of course, Ted Stevens of Alaska.
11/08/2005
02:42

Interro-Gate Pt. 2
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Vice President Dick Cheney is a man of principle and will fight for something he deeply believes in -- in this case, torture.
11/08/2005
03:35

Back in Black - Wal-Mart
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Lewis Black remembers a time when that plane would have crashed into a mom and pop store.
11/09/2005
04:26

Keira Knightley
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Jon gives Keira Knightley some free advice: spend more time alone on the internet.
11/09/2005
00:25

Moment of Zen - The Most Important Gift We Have
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A Wal-Mart documentary plugs its employees and the wars they have served in.
11/09/2005
04:58

Indecision 2005 - Election Day Round Up
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In a big win for Democrats, two states with Democratic governors elected two new Democratic governors.
11/09/2005
00:45

Daily/Colbert - Crumb Bums and Fat Cats
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The entire executive branch, save for the secretary of transportation, are fat cats.
11/09/2005
05:38

You Paid For It With Your Money That You Earned
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There is an entire department of education? The government's job is to provide adequate defense and nothing else.
11/09/2005
00:22

Daily/Colbert - Why Buy the Cow?
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Stephen Colbert will offer no sneak preview of what's coming up tonight on "The Colbert Report."
11/10/2005
00:16

Moment of Zen - Just Starts Shooting People
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Fox and Friends reports that a 15-year-old boy walked into a school and started shooting people.
11/10/2005
05:20

Chris Elliott
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Chris Elliott was once recognized on the street as, "That guy from that show we hate."
11/10/2005
04:46

This Week in God - Mysterious Faiths
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Rob Corddry examines mysterious faiths, animated Islam, Goth Christianity, the God Exchange, a lesbian minister and Christian Science.
11/10/2005
05:36

That's Oil Folks!
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It's time for Congress to look like its taking action in this energy crisis.
11/10/2005
01:15

Who Gets That?
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President George W. Bush bestowed the Medal of Freedom, America's highest civilian award, to a dozen people.
11/10/2005
02:04

The Price of Oil
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The last time Saudi Arabia told the U.S. not to worry was 2001, around September 10th-ish.
11/10/2005
04:46

Trendspotting - Wine
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With recent trends like cold weather and war, the industry wants young people to turn to wine to numb their pain.
11/14/2005
03:16

Defending Your Strife
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While the Democrats are arguing whether we were misled into war, Bush is focused on how to mislead us out of it.
11/14/2005
02:14

Mess O'Potamia - The Amazing Rice
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Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice pays a surprise visit to Iraq -- what fun!
11/14/2005
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