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Nevada's "None of the Above" Is Fearsome Foe for GOP

Season 8 • 07/17/2012

Nevada's Republican party files a lawsuit to remove the state's "none of the above" ballot option.

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Nevada's "None of the Above" Is Fearsome Foe for GOP
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The whole message of Mitt Romney's campaign is "I'm not Barack Obama," while a Nevada foe demonstrates all the conservative credentials Mitt lacks.
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