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Season 5 • 11/09/2009
Thomas Campbell describes to Stephen the point of art.
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02:47
Tip/Wag - Rush Limbaugh & Us Weekly
The Colbert Report
S5
Rush Limbaugh has no clue about who will beat Barack Obama in 2012, and Us Weekly judges celebrities' kids on their appearance.
11/04/2009
04:33
William Bratton
The Colbert Report
S5
William Bratton works to take the American police force model to emerging democracies and post-conflict nations.
11/04/2009
04:50
Cheating Death - Swine Flu Scam Detector & Vaxaconda
The Colbert Report
S5
The Prescott Swine Flu Scam Detector exposes fake treatments, while Vaxaconda prevents kidney failure and rodent infestations.
11/04/2009
00:15
Sign Off - Donate to U.S. Speedskating
The Colbert Report
S5
Don't forget to donate to the U.S. Speedskating team.
11/04/2009
00:12
Sign Off - Poison Gas
The Colbert Report
S5
You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here -- Stephen's flooding the studio with poison gas.
11/04/2009
02:51
Trouble, Coverage
The Colbert Report
S5
The House Democrats pass health care reform while Republicans are at home watching Wanda Sykes' new show.
11/09/2009
03:10
U.S. Speedskating Team Takes Gold
The Colbert Report
S5
Thanks to the Colbert Nation, the U.S. Speedskating team wins the gold at the World Cup.
11/09/2009
00:31
Intro - 11/9/09
The Colbert Report
S5
The House passes a health care bill late Saturday night, and Stephen ignores Thomas Campbell's suggested donation request.
11/09/2009
07:56
Better Know a District - Delaware's At-Large - Mike Castle
The Colbert Report
S5
Congressman Mike Castle doesn't believe Delaware should allow people to marry chickens.
11/09/2009
00:03
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen says goodnight.
11/09/2009
05:19
Thomas Campbell
The Colbert Report
S5
Thomas Campbell explains to Stephen why people come to see art at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
11/09/2009
00:09
Sign Off - You Can't Take It With You
The Colbert Report
S5
You can't take it with you, but you can lick it so no one else takes it when you're gone.
11/10/2009
00:30
Intro - 11/10/09
The Colbert Report
S5
The Iranian revolution celebrates 30 years, and Stephen assumes Maria Shriver's new charity is California.
11/10/2009
02:21
Barney Frank Is Not a Great Outdoorsman
The Colbert Report
S5
Just because Barney Frank authored a bill to legalize medical marijuana doesn't mean he could recognize a pot plant.
11/10/2009
05:17
Maria Shriver
The Colbert Report
S5
Maria Shriver feeds Stephen Lovin' Scoopful, her new ice cream that benefits Special Olympics.
11/10/2009
06:51
Iraniversary - Karim Sadjadpour
The Colbert Report
S5
Karim Sadjadpour describes Iranian math superstar Mahmoud Vahidnia's unprecedented act of challenging Iran's supreme leader, Ayatollah Khomeini.
11/10/2009
00:17
Sign Off - Stephen's Fight With Christopher Caldwell
The Colbert Report
S5
The show went well except for the violent fistfight Stephen had with Christopher Caldwell that had to be edited out.
11/11/2009
06:22
Christopher Caldwell
The Colbert Report
S5
Christopher Caldwell says unassimilated Muslim immigrants have disrupted European relations between ethnic groups and the sexes.
11/11/2009
05:23
Grover the Hill
The Colbert Report
S5
America's most insidious socialist brainwashing program, "Sesame Street," celebrates its 40th anniversary and introduces Pox News.
11/11/2009
02:39
Goldman Sachs Does God's Work
The Colbert Report
S5
Despite collecting the highest salary on Wall Street, Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein never forgets he's a blue-collar guy doing God's work.
11/11/2009
04:13
Tip/Wag - San Francisco Chronicle & George Clinton
The Colbert Report
S5
The San Francisco Chronicle prints on glossy paper, and the 6th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals rules in favor of George Clinton.
11/11/2009
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