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Season 15 • 03/04/2010

Scott Patterson believes Wall Street is controlled by quants using their skills to price securities.

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06:28

The New York Crimes - David Paterson & Charles Rangel
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David Paterson is accused of abusing his office, and Charles Rangel fails to pay taxes on his rental income.
03/02/2010
04:54

Jonah Falcon Needs a Job
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Samantha Bee tries to help the man with the world's largest penis find an acting job that isn't in porn.
03/02/2010
00:17

Moment of Zen - Bob Beckel Is the Silent Man
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Bob Beckel reluctantly responds to Sean Hannity's Marxist utopia question.
03/02/2010
06:13

Lynne Olson
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Lynne Olson tells the story of three Americans who solidified America's special relationship with England during World War II.
03/03/2010
00:16

Moment of Zen - Sarah Palin's Stand-Up Routine
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Sarah Palin performs her stand-up comedy routine for the first time on "The Tonight Show."
03/03/2010
03:15

Leno-Palin vs. Letterman-Romney
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Sarah Palin proves she can master anything as she debuts her stand-up comedy routine on "The Tonight Show."
03/03/2010
10:11

Anchor Management
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Megyn Kelly presents a balanced picture of the health care summit by randomly selecting four people who all think the bill is a terrible idea.
03/03/2010
00:17

Moment of Zen - Wii Curling
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Two Australian news anchors vigorously demonstrate a Wii curling game on their morning show.
03/04/2010
07:13

The Med Menace
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The Rapture is the ultimate Republican emergency backup plan, guaranteed to derail Obama's health care reform.
03/04/2010
06:26

Tech-Talch - Chatroulette
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Jon encounters several reporters and naked, masturbating men as he explores Chatroulette.
03/04/2010
06:36

Scott Patterson
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Scott Patterson describes the mathematicians, physicists and super geniuses who have revolutionized Wall Street.
03/04/2010
05:08

Arabian Rights
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There are so many people John Oliver wants to thank for the success of the Iraq invasion.
03/08/2010
02:26

The Oscars Big Moment
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The big moment at the Oscars occurred when Roger Ross Williams was interrupted while accepting his award.
03/08/2010
05:39

Mail Mary
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Jason Jones reveals the Catholic Church conspiracy behind the Mother Teresa commemorative stamp.
03/08/2010
07:13

Harry Markopolos
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Harry Markopolos expresses his anger over the SEC dismissing his multiple warnings about Bernie Madoff's Ponzi scheme.
03/08/2010
00:09

Moment of Zen - Mouthful Mondays at Hooters
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Gretchen Carlson smells the wings as she announces Mouthful Mondays at Hooters.
03/08/2010
03:58

Gaywatch - Virginia Edition
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Bob McDonnell issues an executive order allowing gay people to be fired, and Ken Cuccinelli says you can't be gay in college.
03/09/2010
00:15

Moment of Zen - Let the Eagle Soar
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Former U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft sings the song he wrote, "Let the Eagle Soar."
03/09/2010
05:24

The Hurt Docket
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Liz Cheney wants to know the identity of Justice Department lawyers who represented terror detainees.
03/09/2010
10:57

Marc Thiessen
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Marc Thiessen maintains that the identity of lawyers who represent enemy combatants should be questioned.
03/09/2010
03:54

Governor Paterson Scandal
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With the latest domestic abuse scandal, Larry Wilmore gives David Paterson back to the blind community.
03/10/2010
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