The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

What Not To Buy - Where Would Jesus Soil

Season 19 • 03/04/2014

Fox News takes issue with nearly every possible use of food stamps.

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03:40

Mt. Gox's Missing Bitcoins
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Fraud is suspected when hundreds of millions of dollars worth of Bitcoins mysteriously disappear from one of the Internet's largest online currency exchanges.
02/27/2014
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04:25

Show Me the Money -- So That I Can Take It and Put It in a Place Where You Cannot Find It
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Bitcoin exchange site Mt. Gox gets a few pointers on creating institutionalized fraud and fomenting public protests from banking giants Credit Suisse and Goldman Sachs.
02/27/2014
06:36

Seth MacFarlane
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Seth MacFarlane reflects on getting bored in Santa Fe and deciding to novelize his western, "A Million Ways to Die in the West."
03/03/2014
03:25

It's a Vlad, Vlad, Vlad, Vlad World - Jordan Klepper
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New Senior Caucasian Correspondent Jordan Klepper struggles to deliver a live report from Crimea.
03/03/2014
00:14

Moment of Zen - Snowplow vs. Reporter
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Fox News reporter Steve Keeley has a close encounter with a Philadelphia snowplow.
03/03/2014
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03:37

CNN & The King's Speech
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As CNN struggles to find its voice, the network receives surprising assistance from legendary boxing promoter, Don King.
03/03/2014
06:40

Jim DeMint
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"Falling in Love with America Again" author and former South Carolina Senator Jim DeMint discusses the need for political action at the local level.
03/04/2014
00:40

Moment of Zen - So Skinny
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Fox newscaster Andrea Tantaros explores using food stamps as an effective diet strategy.
03/04/2014
04:08

What Not To Buy
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Seafood, aka the Mercedes of food, is deemed an inappropriate food source for America's food stamp users.
03/04/2014
04:51

Racism, Doggy Style
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In a supposedly post-racist America, correspondent Jessica Williams attempts to determine why dogs and computers have suddenly begun targeting minorities.
03/04/2014
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04:25

What Not To Buy - Where Would Jesus Soil
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Herman Cain struggles to define food stamp assistance, and Fox News shares a myriad of concerns surrounding welfare and its intended use.
03/04/2014
04:26

Afghan Hustle
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Departing Afghan President Hamid Karzai harshly criticizes the U.S. for not being a considerate enough war instigator.
03/05/2014
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00:20

Moment of Zen - Empty Sex
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"CBS This Morning" host Norah O'Donnell shares some overly personal details about co-anchor Gayle King's New Year's resolution.
03/05/2014
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06:57

Rachel Maddow
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MSNBC host Rachel Maddow shares her motivations for delving back into the sordid past of the Iraq War in her documentary "Why We Did It."
03/05/2014
03:21

No Money for Bold Men
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The Twitterverse blasts John Travolta after an Oscars gaffe, but the real national shame belongs to the Senate as Republicans reject a bill expanding veteran benefits.
03/05/2014
05:29

No Money for Bold Men - The Shame-O-Meter
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Senators attempt to attach an Iran sanctions amendment to a veteran benefits expansion bill, making the national shame-o-meter go to 11.
03/05/2014
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05:46

Kimberly Marten
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Professor Kimberly Marten explores why Vladimir Putin has risked so much on Crimea and explains the proper procedures for establishing autonomous states.
03/06/2014
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03:18

Big Vladdy
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Dispite mounting evidence to the contrary, Vladimir Putin continues to insist that there is no Russian military presence in Crimea.
03/06/2014
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00:15

Moment of Zen - Big Bad Russian Wolf
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Fox News pundit Ralph Peters compares Barack Obama to Vladimir Putin.
03/06/2014
06:10

Third World Health Care - Knoxville, Tennessee Edition
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Aasif Mandvi highlights the quality of the best health care system in the world by visiting a clinic in Knoxville, Tennessee.
03/06/2014
05:26

Big Vladdy - Semi-Delusional Autocrats
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Vladimir Putin's action-oriented, oft-shirtless style inspires conservative pundits to bemoan a weak, mom-jean-wearing President Obama.
03/06/2014
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