The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Citizen Can't

Season 16 • 05/17/2011

Jon and a Dickensian boy beg Donald Trump not to quit the presidential race.

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00:36

Moment of Zen - Donald Trump Wishes Mike Huckabee Luck
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Donald Trump wishes Mike Huckabee good luck after his announcement not to run for president.
05/16/2011
06:05

Jon Ronson
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Jon Ronson recalls interviewing a psychopath living with his mother in Queens, who pretended to cry.
05/16/2011
04:22

Well, That Was Fast - Comcast/NBC Merger
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Disney requests a trademark for the name "SEAL Team 6," and the FCC approves the Comcast/NBC merger.
05/16/2011
03:19

The Not Running Man
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Mike Huckabee announces his decision about a possible 2012 presidential candidacy after rocking out with Ted Nugent.
05/16/2011
05:49

Whackistan
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The Osama bin Laden porn story is interrupted by Donald Trump's announcement and Dominique Strauss-Kahn's arrest.
05/16/2011
01:28

Aliens vs. President
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President Obama focuses on immigration reform just after flying to Pakistan and killing Osama bin Laden with his bare hands.
05/17/2011
02:37

Bonin the Barbarian
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Jon can't resist the irresistible comic possibilities of the Arnold Schwarzenegger sex scandal.
05/17/2011
00:13

Moment of Zen - Donald Trump Makes His Decision
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As much as he'd like to, Donald Trump will not be running for president.
05/17/2011
06:44

Annie Jacobsen
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Annie Jacobsen talks about Stalin's secret spacecraft and the U.S. government's denial of Area 51.
05/17/2011
04:33

Aliens vs. President - Immigration Reform
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Al Madrigal believes illegal immigration provides America with a cheap labor force and self-esteem.
05/17/2011
05:01

Citizen Can't
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The Daily Show stands to lose a lot of money if Donald Trump drops out of the presidential race.
05/17/2011
05:43

Fast Dive
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Newt Gingrich jeopardizes his presidential campaign by appealing to the moderate wing of the Republican Party.
05/18/2011
02:27

Fast Dive - Sister Souljah Moment
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Newt Gingrich needs a Sister Souljah moment if he wants to undo the damage of criticizing a fellow Republican.
05/18/2011
00:37

Moment of Zen - Newt Gingrich Glitter Bomb
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Newt Gingrich continues to sign books while someone brushes off a protester's glitter bomb.
05/18/2011
06:38

Richard Beeman
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Richard Beeman reads the 14th Amendment from his pocket Constitution to dispute David Barton's position on states' rights.
05/18/2011
05:07

Debt to America
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An 89-year-old radio host warns of God's judgment day, and the U.S. government hits the debt ceiling.
05/18/2011
03:37

Secrets & Allies
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Pakistan takes great care of America's very sensitive helicopter by hiding it behind a room divider from West Elm.
05/19/2011
00:21

Moment of Zen - America's Relationship With Pakistan
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The U.S. and Pakistan have to stay in a bad marriage because of the children.
05/19/2011
04:48

Osama bin Laden Conspiracy Theory
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John Hodgman wants to fix America's relationship with Pakistan by admitting that Bin Laden isn't dead.
05/19/2011
05:05

La Cage Aux Fools
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Bernard-Henri Levy and Ben Stein use airtight reasoning to defend Dominique Strauss-Kahn against sexual assault charges.
05/19/2011
06:20

Lisa P. Jackson
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Lisa P. Jackson explains that regulating mercury would prevent thousands of deaths and create jobs.
05/19/2011
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