The Colbert Report

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Season 4 E 7 • 01/16/2008

Stephen might be able to save Giuliani's campaign.

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04:22

Indecision 2008: Don't F%#k This Up America - Trustworthy Manner
The Colbert ReportS4 E5

Stephen warns us that Fred Thompson says things we shouldn't believe in a trustworthy manner.
01/14/2008
01:07

Around the World in 11.6 Seconds - Lo Mein
The Colbert ReportS4 E5

Stephen catches up on international news while eating lo mein.
01/14/2008
04:10

Peter Hopkins
The Colbert ReportS4 E6

Peter Hopkins's new site BigThink.com welcomes the thoughts of both experts and numb-nuts.
01/15/2008
06:09

Jared Cohen
The Colbert ReportS4 E6

Jared Cohen found out that the young people in the Middle East are just like American teenagers.
01/15/2008
02:43

Who's Riding My Coattails Now? - Vince Vaughn
The Colbert ReportS4 E6

Vince Vaughn rode Stephen's coattails by stealing his signature pose.
01/15/2008
00:07

Parting Shot
The Colbert ReportS4 E6

Stephen gives us his signature pose one more time.
01/15/2008
06:49

National Treasure Pt. 3
The Colbert ReportS4 E6

There has never been a better time to take a whiz in Washington.
01/15/2008
05:32

Deborah Tannen
The Colbert ReportS4 E7

Deborah Tannen believes that Hillary is being judged more harshly because she is a woman.
01/16/2008
03:38

Back Off Mike Huckabee
The Colbert ReportS4 E7

Conan O'Brien falsely claims that he is the reason Mike Huckabee won Iowa.
01/16/2008
05:09

Political Roulette Pt. 1
The Colbert ReportS4 E7

With help from oddsmaker Benjamin Eckstein, Stephen does a little political gambling.
01/16/2008
05:47

Primary Update
The Colbert ReportS4 E7

Stephen has a helpful suggestion for Rudy Giuliani's Florida campaign.
01/16/2008
06:12

David Levy
The Colbert ReportS4 E8

David Levy predicts that within the next five years humans will have sex with robots.
01/17/2008
07:27

Lou Dobbs
The Colbert ReportS4 E8

Esteban Colberto sneaks across the border to chat with Lou Dobbs about the middle class.
01/17/2008
03:46

Political Roulette Pt. 2
The Colbert ReportS4 E8

Stephen kept Benjamin Eckstein on hold for 24 hours so he could finish his political gambling.
01/17/2008
01:16

Push Polling
The Colbert ReportS4 E8

Stephen finishes up a push poll for his friend Mike Huckabee.
01/17/2008
04:21

Better Know a Governor - Mark Sanford
The Colbert ReportS4 E9

Stephen better knows his home state's governor, Mark Sanford, the most boring US governor.
01/21/2008
03:14

Huckabee's Message
The Colbert ReportS4 E9

Stephen is hurt that Mike Huckabee has forgotten about the Colbert Bump.
01/21/2008
04:39

Eric Weiner
The Colbert ReportS4 E9

Eric Weiner found out that the happiest places in the world are cold, dark and drunk.
01/21/2008
04:59

Allan Sloan
The Colbert ReportS4 E9

With the help of economist Allan Sloan, Stephen comes up with the perfect solution to the recession.
01/21/2008
02:52

Nevada Caucus
The Colbert ReportS4 E9

Hillary won in Nevada and Stephen called it!
01/21/2008
05:15

Andrew Young
The Colbert ReportS4 E10

Ambassador Andrew Young and Stephen come up with a plan to end the strike.
01/22/2008
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