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Moment of Zen - John Ashcroft Reads Suspects Names

Season 6 • 12/12/2001

John Ashcroft tries to read suspects' names.

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02:28

Hanukah at the White House
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The menorah is shedding light whose sweetness is matched only by the chocolate gelt distributed to child and senator alike.
12/11/2001
01:39

Morale Imperatives
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The cast of "Ocean's 11" visit troops in Turkey, including Julia Roberts' disillusioned boyfriend carrying luggage.
12/11/2001
01:13

Lifetime vs. Oxygen
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There is no difference between Lifetime and Oxygen networks.
12/11/2001
00:11

Moment of Zen - The Joy of Hanukkah
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George W. Bush doesn't imagine that Osama Bin Laden could understand the joy of Hanukkah.
12/11/2001
02:03

Our Clown
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McDonald's has been facing the fall of its stock prices, anti-globalization protests, the mad cow scare, and, of course the Monopoly scam contest... hey, look at the clown!
12/11/2001
02:25

Other News - Yo, Ho, Ho and a Bottle of RAM
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Jon Stewart reports on law enforcement agents shutting down the Internet piracy ring of "Drink or Die."
12/12/2001
02:43

Back in Black - Happy Holidays
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Lewis Black comments on the holiday season and thinks that dreidls stink.
12/12/2001
04:01

What So Proudly We Inhaled
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Stephen Colbert reports on the patriotic past time of competitive eating.
12/12/2001
04:08

Operation Enduring Coverage - Tora Bora
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Afghanistan's Eastern Alliance soldiers attack Al Qaeda in the mountains of Tora Bora, while the United States sends in bombers.
12/12/2001
05:01

Janeane Garofalo
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Janeane Garofalo talks about her movie, "The Independent."
12/12/2001
00:14

Moment of Zen - John Ashcroft Reads Suspects Names
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Attorney General John Ashcroft mispronounces suspects' names.
12/12/2001
01:34

Operation Enduring Coverage - Interim Government
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The Afghan government of interim leader Hamid Karzai met in Kabul; the order of the day: see no evil, hear no evil, make no progress.
12/13/2001
00:16

Moment of Zen - Bull Fight
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A toreador is gored by a bull in the ring.
12/13/2001
06:11

Tracey Ullman
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Tracey Ullman hates the drama and piano music of American news.
12/13/2001
04:57

Clone Ranger
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The very thought of more than one Randy Wicker has put fear in the hearts of anti-cloners.
12/13/2001
03:58

Assama Bin Laden
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Reaction to the Osama Bin Laden tape has been swift, the White House's official response has been, "F#@k you, you f@#king c@#ksucker, you f@#k."
12/13/2001
02:24

Produce Pete with Steve Carell - Vegan Cooking
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The secret ingredient of vegan cooking is love 'cause it sure as hell isn't flavor.
12/13/2001
03:34

Brown Fans To Blame
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Stephen Colbert defends the actions of the Cleveland Brown fans who threw bottles at the referees.
12/17/2001
02:35

Operation Enduring Coverage - Bombing Tora Bora
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US bombs the Tora Bora region of Afghanistan trying to kill or capture al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden.
12/17/2001
02:34

Headlines - Notre Damned
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Notre Dame's new coach, George O'Leary, resigns after five days when it is discovered he'd falsified his resume.
12/17/2001
05:43

Elijah Wood
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Elijah Wood discusses "The Lord of the Rings," his role as Frodo and the Elvish language.
12/17/2001
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