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Headlines - Bush League

Season 5 • 05/07/2001

President George W. Bush's Hispanic nephew is muy conveniento for his Cinco de Mayo celebration.

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02:59

Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Driven
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"Driven" stars Sylvester Stallone and the Filene's Basement version of Heath Ledger, Kip Pardue.
05/03/2001
00:12

Moment of Zen - Priests Singing
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A group of orthodox priests sing.
05/03/2001
03:35

Headlines - Press Corpse
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Only two national television reporters will be allowed into Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh's execution chamber.
05/03/2001
03:54

Robert Patrick
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Robert Patrick plays psychos and mean bastards but you gotta do what you gotta do.
05/03/2001
04:13

It's Not Easy Being Green
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Mill Ends Park is a two-foot by two-foot oasis that has been set aside to be protected and cherished.
05/03/2001
04:57

Pet Sedentary
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Pets can be freeze-dried through the pet freeze-drying technology of maverick pet freeze-dryer Anthony Eddy.
05/07/2001
00:39

Moment of Zen - T-Ball
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Sports announcer Bob Costas calls the play-by-play for t-ball on the South Lawn.
05/07/2001
01:12

Other News - Strom of the Century
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While Orrin Hatch accuses Democrats of holding a Strom Thurmond death watch, Strom Thurmond accuses a potted plant of having lips that say 'no' but eyes that say 'yes.'
05/07/2001
02:38

Ad Nauseam - Women
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Today's advertisers know that women may look good on the outside, but in the inside, they're a mess.
05/07/2001
06:39

Chris Robinson
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Every time the Black Crowes are in their tour bus the bus driver crashes it into a car.
05/07/2001
03:45

Headlines - Bush League
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President George W. Bush opened a t-ball game on the White House South Lawn with the ceremonial forced attempt at humor.
05/07/2001
04:28

Drysdale - Old Farts
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Eric Drysdale talks to the creator of the Fart Machine and an advocate of The Whoopee Cushion.
05/08/2001
00:29

Preview - Week of 5/9/01
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Mo Rocca learns firsthand the ins and outs of becoming a flight attendant.
05/08/2001
00:10

Moment of Zen - Greek Orthodox Wedding
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ests applaud and cheer at a Greek Orthodox wedding.
05/08/2001
03:52

Dollars and Cents - Energy Prices
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Steve Carell and Vance DeGeneres are hanging ten and kicking back with some prudent fiscal analysis.
05/08/2001
02:04

Headlines - Papal Route
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Who better to settle the conflict between Arabs and Jews than someone who has had experience persecuting both?
05/08/2001
01:30

Other News - Missing
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Research ducks stolen from Cornell University.
05/08/2001
04:00

James Van Der Beek
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James Van Der Beek says he's in New York just to shamelessly promote himself and Dawson's Creek.
05/08/2001
02:42

Headlines - Ambassador
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President George W. Bush has handed out 22 ambassador appointments to political and personal friends.
05/08/2001
02:29

Other News - Disrespecting the Bing!
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Representative Marge Roukema wants Congress to sign a resolution that will "criticize entertainment that portrays Italian Americans as gangsters."
05/09/2001
03:49

Richie Sambora
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Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora talks to Jon about his current world tour and his new albums.
05/09/2001
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