The Colbert Report

Tip/Wag - Susan G. Komen Foundation & Spider-Man Musical

Season 7 • 01/03/2011

Audiences line up to see actors slam into walls so hard, their spider sense stops tingling.

More

Watching

03:19

Scanner-Defying Pancakes
The Colbert ReportS6

Pancakes will allow law-abiding citizens to hide their private parts from the hungry eyes of those TSA perverts.
12/15/2010
02:59

Paul Simon
The Colbert ReportS6

Paul Simon talks about how he sampled a sermon from 1941 for his first Christmas song.
12/16/2010
05:45

Amy Sedaris
The Colbert ReportS6

Amy Sedaris shows how to save money by freezing cookie crumbs for the office holiday party.
12/16/2010
04:15

Jesus Is a Liberal Democrat
The Colbert ReportS6

Jesus was always flapping his gums about the poor, but not once did he call for tax cuts for the wealthiest two percent of Romans.
12/16/2010
03:06

Christmas Holy Week
The Colbert ReportS6

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid threatens to make lawmakers work on the holy week after Christmas.
12/16/2010
06:04

Ed Rendell
The Colbert ReportS7

Ed Rendell explains that America is wussing out by not doing anything about China and canceling football games because of weather.
01/03/2011
02:43

Snowpocalypse 2010
The Colbert ReportS7

Because of a dusting of 30 inches of snow, the NFL postpones a Vikings-Eagles game from Sunday to Tuesday.
01/03/2011
00:42

Sign Off - Home Improvement Tip
The Colbert ReportS7

Fix a leaky roof by hammering the electrical box, moving into a neighbor's house and causing the end of their marriage.
01/03/2011
00:33

Intro - 1/3/11
The Colbert ReportS7

Stephen looks into charities' possible misuse of funds, uncovers a menace in Florida and asks Ed Rendell how it feels to be the only Democrat leaving office by choice.
01/03/2011
05:32

The Enemy Within - Caboodle Ranch
The Colbert ReportS7

In Lee, Florida, Craig Grant trains his 650 cats to take over America's government, law enforcement and failing schools.
01/03/2011
03:43

Tip/Wag - Susan G. Komen Foundation & Spider-Man Musical
The Colbert ReportS7

The Susan G. Komen for the Cure Foundation spends donor funds to sue other charities, and Spider-Man saves Broadway with violent disfigurement.
01/03/2011
03:27

Native American Overlords
The Colbert ReportS7

Stephen addresses America's new Indian overlords after President Obama endorses the U.N.'s declaration on the rights of indigenous peoples.
01/04/2011
05:17

Geoffrey Canada
The Colbert ReportS7

Geoffrey Canada works to educate kids and teach them how to grow up without using violence.
01/04/2011
05:42

Gold Faithful
The Colbert ReportS7

Jay the Intern demonstrates how well the gold standard works when he delivers Stephen's coffee and his change.
01/04/2011
00:15

Sign Off - 12 Dutchmen Answer
The Colbert ReportS7

Tune in tomorrow when Stephen provides the question to tonight's answer: 12 Dutchmen dangling from a hot air balloon.
01/04/2011
00:26

Intro - 1/4/11
The Colbert ReportS7

Strippers will need stronger g-strings if the dollar gets converted back to gold, and Geoffrey Canada advocates for education reform.
01/04/2011
05:25

Gold Faithful - Ron Paul & David Leonhardt
The Colbert ReportS7

Ron Paul wants to return to the gold standard, while David Leonhardt explains why Americans don't need to worry about inflation.
01/04/2011
00:31

Intro - 1/5/11
The Colbert ReportS7

The threat level of America's fruit supply is at orange, and Dr. Atul Gawande wants to reduce health risks in hospitals.
01/05/2011
03:23

Huckleberry Finn Censorship
The Colbert ReportS7

NewSouth Books doesn't go far enough with its censorship of "Adventures of Huckleberry Finn."
01/05/2011
00:22

Sign Off - Dark Side of the Moon
The Colbert ReportS7

If you've been syncing this episode with Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon," now is the time to hit stop and call your nearest rehab center.
01/05/2011
04:08

Yellowline International, Inc.
The Colbert ReportS7

In these uncertain economic times, Yellowline is proud to offer a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to invest in bananas.
01/05/2011
You may also like5 Videos
Trailer
00:30

South Park: The End of Obesity Trailer

South Park takes on the weight-loss drug craze in this exclusive event, streaming May 24 on Paramount+.
05/15/2024
Trailer
00:30

The Daily Show Presents: Jordan Klepper Fingers the Pulse: Moscow Tools

Jordan Klepper investigates useful idiocy on The Daily Show Presents: Jordan Klepper Fingers the Pulse: Moscow Tools, premiering on May 20 at 11:30 PM on Comedy Central.
05/14/2024
Trailer
01:49

"South Park: Snow Day!" Trailer
South Park

Join your favorite South Park characters as they fight for neighborhood dominance during a blizzard in "South Park: Snow Day!," available now.
03/26/2024
Trailer
00:28

Make the Most of a Day Off with "South Park: Snow Day!"
South ParkS26

Join Cartman and the neighborhood kids as they battle Stan, who has his own ideas about the rules of their fantasy game, in the "South Park: Snow Day!" video game, now available to preorder.
12/21/2023
Trailer
01:00

"Star Trek: very Short Treks" Has Lightyears of Laughs
Star Trek: very Short TreksS1

Relive the classic vibe of "Star Trek: The Animated Series," and join Riker, Spock and more Starfleet faces on the bite-sized journeys of "Star Trek: very Short Treks," now streaming.
11/22/2023