The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Daily/Colbert - Dead to Me

Season 11 • 01/19/2006

Stephen Colbert offers to internally kill someone for Jon.

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03:45

Men of Steel Resolve
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Tickle my balls Elmo is no match for Superman's mastery of his own domain.
01/18/2006
08:21

James Woolsey
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Jon Stewart is confident that James Woolsey is not going to kill him or anyone he knows.
01/18/2006
00:15

Moment of Zen - A View from Space
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From outer space we see a satellite and the planet Earth.
01/18/2006
00:29

Preview - 1/19/2006
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Nate Corddry is insulted by an old man's advice.
01/18/2006
00:52

Daily/Colbert - North Korean Microfiche
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Stephen Colbert is very concerned about loose lips and their effects on ships.
01/18/2006
00:13

Moment of Zen - New Horizons Spacecraft
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NASA's New Horizons spacecraft heads for Pluto.
01/19/2006
06:29

Indecision 2006 - Canadian Elections
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Samantha Bee calls Jon to warn him about the full wrath of the Canadian government and the Canadian Broadcasting Company.
01/19/2006
01:27

Headlines - Burning Olive Branch
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Osama bin Laden releases an audio tape claiming more attacks on U.S. soil are imminent, yet also offering a truce to help rebuild Iraq and Afghanistan.
01/19/2006
05:37

American Resolutions - Show Them
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Nate Corddry vows to make good on a promise of showing them all.
01/19/2006
05:12

Josh Lucas
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Josh Lucas talks about laying a guy out for dishonoring a woman.
01/19/2006
00:51

Daily/Colbert - Dead to Me
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Stephen Colbert hereby offers Jon the chance to declare any two people or things of his choice dead to him.
01/19/2006
01:36

War on a Rock
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Russia's discovery is a blow for Britain, whose spy rock had withstood an earlier attack by Russian spy scissors.
01/23/2006
07:41

Fred Barnes
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Fred Barnes discusses President Bush's rebellion against the Washington establishment.
01/23/2006
00:11

Moment of Zen - Goodbye to China
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Kim Jong-il waves goodbye from a train window in China.
01/23/2006
03:10

Abramoff Sculpture
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Jason Jones doesn't believe the photos, painting and sculpture indicate a relationship between President Bush and Jack Abramoff.
01/23/2006
06:21

Headlines - Scandal in the Wind
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With the Jack Abramoff scandal rocking Washington, the race is on to see which party can best exploit public disgust over corruption.
01/23/2006
05:45

Reza Aslan
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Reza Aslan and Jon discuss the state of the modern Islamic world and how it is at war with its own image.
01/24/2006
03:24

Headlines - Fired
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Everyone at Ford has to sacrifice, except for those of us named after an automotive titan.
01/24/2006
04:34

Bakkedahl - Domestic Pardners
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What upsets cowboys is not hot men in tight clothes riding thousands of pounds of angry beef, but Hollywood's portrayal of them.
01/24/2006
02:08

Corddry - Layoff Fever
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Ford spent forty million dollars on the naming rights for Ford Field. There's no way they could have done something wiser with that money.
01/24/2006
00:16

Moment of Zen - Brokeback Mountain
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George W. Bush hasn't seen "Brokeback Mountain."
01/24/2006
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