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Headlines - Clothes-Minded

Season 7 • 03/06/2003

Wait a minute -- are mall security guards not the best and brightest our country has to offer?

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05:48

Constitution Schmonstitution XXVII: Faith Based Aid
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Stephen Colbert shows the quick and pious way to cash in on the faith based gravy train.
03/05/2003
00:15

Cover Up in a Mall
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Jon ends the show, reveals tomorrow's guest, and gives advice to mall shoppers.
03/05/2003
04:49

Faith Accompli
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Deeply inconvenienced by church and state separation, President George W. Bush looks for ways around it.
03/05/2003
05:25

Adrien Brody
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Since being nominated for an Academy Award for Best Actor, Adrien Brody has had an insane week of popularity.
03/05/2003
02:00

Mark Your Calendar - March
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Ed Helms provides information on March events: Mardi Gras, Genealogy Day, Johnny Appleseed Day, and Anesthetic First Used Day.
03/05/2003
00:25

Moment of Zen - Nude Protesters
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Nude protesters in Santiago, Chile, streak for peace.
03/06/2003
03:31

War Protests
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With regard to protests, The Bush administration has issued a strict policy of not giving a crap.
03/06/2003
06:21

David Cross
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David Cross is just trying to bring about world peace through swearing and blasphemy.
03/06/2003
03:31

Killer Apps
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The e-bomb looks like a joint venture between the Air Force and Oscar Mayer.
03/06/2003
02:47

Headlines - The Kids are All Left
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It was the largest student walk-out seen at Fairview High School since the entire senior class spent one Friday protesting the hot sun by drinking cold beer.
03/06/2003
03:12

Headlines - Clothes-Minded
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After being arrested in a mall for wearing a "Peace on Earth" t-shirt, Stephen Downs will be tried in food court.
03/06/2003
01:40

The Music Ban
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Most of the Broadway musicals shut down and the tourists are mildly inconvenienced.
03/10/2003
06:46

Les Gelb Pt. 1
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Former correspondent Les Gelb talks to Jon about what should be done in Iraq and what to do with the other countries that have nuclear weapons.
03/10/2003
01:58

Intro - St. Patrick's Day
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On the day the United States goes to war, the world will see Americans partying in the streets.
03/10/2003
02:07

Show Business
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Stephen Colbert reports on the Broadway strike's far reaching effects.
03/10/2003
00:08

Moment of Zen - Ice Water
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An Iraq War protester in Russia sits in a pool of ice water.
03/10/2003
02:51

Les Gelb Pt. 2
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Les Gelb has never seen so many problems for which there are no good solutions all happening at the same time.
03/10/2003
03:53

Slowdown: Iraq - U.N.
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Let's get to know some of the countries that will sway the outcome of the military action in Iraq.
03/10/2003
00:39

Quinn-tissential
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Jon does Comedy Central a solid with a little cross promotion.
03/11/2003
00:08

Moment of Zen - Coyote Ugly
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Kuwait-ing and waiting and waiting and waiting.
03/11/2003
04:31

Phone-tastic
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The U.S. demonstrates how strong its military is by divulging to the enemy where its camp is, and what its name is.
03/11/2003
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