The Colbert Report

Sign Off - Man Handler & Fork Phone

Season 7 • 01/26/2011

Stephen works on his Man Handler and Fork Phone inventions.

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04:26

Nazi-ometer
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For anyone else who wants to demonize a political opponent, Stephen has a chart of Nazis in descending order of Naziness.
01/25/2011
03:21

The "Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother" Controversy
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Amy Chua points out where Western mothers have it all wrong in "Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother."
01/25/2011
00:26

Sign Off - Stephen Welcomes Cody Price
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Stephen delivers a special message to the newest member of the Colbert Nation, Cody Price.
01/25/2011
05:03

ThreatDown - Radical Muslim Snacks, Flying Robot Drones & Coked Up Vacuums
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Sharia law creeps into America, flying robots build dorm room shelves, and a woman finds crystal meth hidden in her vacuum cleaner.
01/25/2011
06:46

Amy Chua
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Amy Chua explains how she tried to raise her two daughters the same way her strict Chinese immigrant parents raised her.
01/25/2011
00:31

Intro - 1/25/11
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Stephen looks at Congressional name-calling, and Amy Chua says Chinese mothers are better than American mothers -- in bed.
01/25/2011
03:04

Mr. Smith Goes to the State Legislature, Then Later Possibly Washington - Curtis Oda
The Colbert ReportS7

Curtis Oda's bill to allow the humane killing of feral animals will let city folk experience the joys of hunting.
01/26/2011
05:41

Christine Yvette Lewis
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Christine Yvette Lewis is a working nanny who advocates for fair labor standards for domestic workers.
01/26/2011
07:38

Obama's State of the Union Address - Michael Waldman
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Stephen answers Obama's call to entrepreneurs and reviews the State of the Union address with Michael Waldman.
01/26/2011
03:38

Anonymous Insider Author Speculation
The Colbert ReportS7

It's possible Stephen is the author of "O" since he does have frequent episodes where he blacks out.
01/26/2011
00:06

Sign Off - Man Handler & Fork Phone
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Stephen plays with his new Man Handler and Fork Phone inventions.
01/26/2011
05:58

Brian Greene
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Brian Greene says math is the gateway to reality and calls Stephen a bag of particles governed by the laws of physics.
01/27/2011
03:50

Gordita Supreme Court
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Taco Bell's meat mixture doesn't satisfy the USDA's minimum requirements to be called beef.
01/27/2011
00:05

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
01/27/2011
00:33

Intro - 1/27/11
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Stephen wonders if ESP exists, covers Taco Bell's broiled controversy and asks Brian Greene if there's a parallel universe where people still buy books.
01/27/2011
07:45

Time-Traveling Porn - Daryl Bem
The Colbert ReportS7

Stephen uses the power of time-traveling porn to predict the 2012 presidential election, and Daryl Bem discusses his theory of extrasensory pornception.
01/27/2011
02:12

Candyquake
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Stephen warned members of the Colbert Nation about thundersnow exactly five years to the day before New York was hit again.
01/27/2011
04:43

Mubarak, Mu Problems - Samer Shehata
The Colbert ReportS7

Samer Shehata believes the U.S. can push for a stable Middle East by supporting the 83 million Egyptians rising up.
01/31/2011
02:53

Mubarak, Mu Problems
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The Egyptian people should hold a special election to choose between Hosni Mubarak, Hosno McBarak and Hosna Mooburka.
01/31/2011
03:03

Un-American News - Kim Jong-il's Furry Hat
The Colbert ReportS7

Decades of autocratic rule appear to be coming to an end for Kim Jong-il's furry hat.
01/31/2011
00:06

Sign Off - Kim Jong-bear
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Stephen signs off with his furry North Korean dictator hat.
01/31/2011
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